Superhuman/Supernatural/Paranormal Rants (or Props)

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, personally, my mind goes into perfectionist mode when I look up stuff like Deteriokinesis and Carieskinesis and such.

That get on my nerves so hard.

But, yeah, you're right, Clairvoyant Draconic Humanoids DOES sound cool.

I come up with creatures all the time, though. I personally prefer my own creations. Like the Fears. Skin white as porcelain, with no body hair, varying absence of facial features and waterproof skin. They come in numerous different flavors.

Dreads: Lithe Fears with faces like theater masks. Stuck always in one expression. Happy...sad...angry, whatever. Their limbs are malleable capable of forming whips, blades, etc, like Clayface from Batman.

Frights: Skinny, borderline frail Fears with wicked agility and flexibility. They have eyes and a nose, but no mouth. Oh, yes, and they are equally fast upright and on all fours. Enough to qualify as a ninja.

Horrors: The generic male Fear. Faceless, with pearly-white skin. Digits, facial features and genitals look like a blank mannequin. Male features of various shapes and sizes. Fingers form into claws.

Phobias: Burly, muscular Fears that have black piercing eyes. Their fingers can turn into claws, but they have a second set of claws that protract like Wolverine.

Terrors: The generic female Fear. Faceless, with pearly-white skin. Digits, facial features and genitals look like a blank mannequin. Female features of various shapes and sizes. Fingers form into claws.

And I'm thinking of doing Alarms as well. With no facial features but a mouth, maybe, capable of sonic screaming/yelling.

[Zaleramancer]

Less Clairvoyance and more Clairalience.

Being able to smell trouble approaching has it's appeals.

Those sounds interesting. Slightly scary, but interesting.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, fortunately the Fears are friendly. Borderline shy, even.

Just...you know. Don't ever challenge them to a game of hide and seek. They'll win, unless you're psychic.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I do not hate atheists.

But I DESPISE atheism.



I'd answer this asinine supposition to downgrade the Goodness of my Lord and Master, but I feel it will devolve into a rant.

I just wanted to put it here for anger's sake.

Feel free to imagine the angry, wrathful uber-rant I wanted to berate the author with.

[Zaleramancer]

I will refrain from commenting further than say this.

Shadowulf, you really need to get a thicker skin. It can't be good for your blood-pressure to explode into a righteous fury over everything.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Sounds more like you despise Smug atheists

[Zaleramancer]

Not to mention that If I can live through a nine-week Ancient History of the Middle East (AKA Bible class for school) then you can live through people being stupid.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Perhaps a change of subject is in order.

[Mik_Hael]

probably.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I didn't explode into any righteous fury.

If I went off into a rampage on every atheist who said something like that, I'd be in a madhouse by now.

But it made me angry, and I don't deny that.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I don't despise atheists at all.

But do I dislike the comments they tend to make whenever the issue of God comes up? Yes.

[Zaleramancer]

Find a happy medium.

Ooooom.

Oooom.

Of course, I suppose it's fine for you to rant. I know I use this forum to rant sometimes.

A good rant can be healthy. Just don't expect me to read it.

[Mik_Hael]

Well look at it this way, either your write and they burn in hell, or their right and you both cease to exist after death. Or Neither of you are right, god has a sense of hummor, and he laughs at us for waisting our time on this while we could be finding the cure for cancer.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 How is that even remotely the same?

 *Sigh* Whatever, it wasn't intended to spark conversation, only to vent my frustration.

Like when your teacher asked you your personal business and it made you uncomfortable. Or that time I posted that link to that racist website so you guys could see how redonkulous their beliefs were (despite claiming to be Christian).

Nothing more, nothing less. I feel just fine putting this behind me and moving on from here.

[Mik_Hael]

Great. "Thumbs up"

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I'd actually be happier with a COMBINATION of 1 and 3.

[Mik_Hael]

Great. "Thumbs up"

[Mik_Hael]

Those who condemn others to burn in hell will most likely end up their themselves. But I assume that you intended to leave that part out of the combination.

[Zaleramancer]

You see/hear things that make you angry.

I see/her things that make me angry.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

That's the way the world works.