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Yeah, so where'd I put that exorcist's number again?
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Gootentaug. It is I, amazing German exorcist Arnold Shnitzelle. You called for me?
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guten Tag. And yes. Zale's stomach is possessed. We need you to do something like that...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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I have a stomach pump somewhere in this bag.
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"You'll never take me alive!"

My stomach turned into a ghost and ran off.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to a hospital to get a replacement stomach.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Umm, I've been an exorcist for 672 years, and I have never seen anything like that before.
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 Me either...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Welcome to Neo's clinic for replacement organs!Here we merge you with only the best modified organs. We have multiversal stomachs, replicating brains and so much more!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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Quick! Somebody revoke his license! Before he turns Zale into an even worse aberration against nature!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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You should have just given him sun sacrament wafers. He would have puked the tacos right up.

On a side note my modem went out so. I probably wont be on for a while
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 Kay...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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License?That's silly!I don't need a "License""
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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Then we is doomed.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Not doomed. Wouldn't you like to have a multi dimensional spine?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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What does a multidimensional spine do? What are the benefits and, more importantly, the downsides?
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"PuNy MoRtAlS i Am AbOvE yOu NoW. My BrAiN fUnCtIoNs In 57 DiMeNsIoNs!"  
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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A multi dimensional spine is a spine that functions on multiple dimensions. Not only does it transmit nerve signals through multiple dimensions but also holds together any multi dimensional forms of you and joins them with you for expanded perception and power. However the procedure can result in extreme physical strain as your physical body is joined with other dimensions, oh, and the fact that we fuse it into your current spine.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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See. Our transplants are proven to benefit and better the receptive subject.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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 As well as making them multidimensional and EVIL!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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