Substitute Battle Arena

[Marvelous Miscreant]

...and now it is anchored...

...it occurs to me that I am now stuck in the past...oh well, I'm sure things will work out.

[Myself]

I'll rescue you!

*Uses Spacetime Manipulation to travel to the past.*

I now take Marvelous to the present.

@ Shadowulf1: I'll share, after all, I can stop him using my powers by preventing the sharing or by turning it off the Josh's Power Switchboard.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Myself: Great!

@Miscreant: Don't worry, for some reason, it doesn't prevent time-travel.

[Sini]

 that seemingly flawless plan has failed me.

*Uses power of imagination to obtain cancerous needles and inject them into his veins. Stabs self in the knee with a 10-inch knife. Then conjures a pistol and shoots some kid in the leg.*

THERE'S NO WAY THIS COULD GO WRONG. THIS TIME I WILL MOST DEFINITELY DIE

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Fine...you wanna die so bad? Be careful what you wish for...

*Calls upon MythPower: Curse of Ker, summoning forth the Keres, which are ravenous, disease-ridden flying plague daemons from the depths of doom; they swarm all around Sini, devouring him relentlessly; what little they don't eat is left behind as little more than a pile of rotting flesh, broken bones and blood...*

[Myself]

*Temporarily resurrects Sini.*

Why did you want to die? I'll keep you alive until you answer me.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Sini]

I would explain to you in a poetic form but it would be too prolific in detail.

[Myself]

Well, tell me in short please.

My cat mind is already growing impatient.

[jester_of_god]

hmmm does reality anchoring stop time manipulation and space manipulation.  Also I could still use Ultimate Authority.

[jester_of_god]

Also by killing SIni you just forfeited your Penultimate.

[neogenetica]

I have been in a pocket dimension using power of hard work to train my negation, bypass, and forced reversion powers. Therefore I can be safe from your reality anchoring, but because people appear to have gone crazy I go to the edge of the universe and use modder to create a planet which I create life on and begin to build a civilization.

[Sini]

Jester I have no idea with a pen ultimate is, but..

Hello kids, would you like me to be your role model?
Wanna see me put my ---- in a jetboat propeller at full-throttle?
Wanna see me use a garrote to strangle your relatives?
Or maybe force-feed you coccaine so you can shake in my elegance?
Do you wanna see me stab myself in any place that I can?
And contemplate why my spirit is still in the same place that I am?
Just to escape my sins result to telling the government lies?
Kick your mother in the shin, and then ---- her until she dies?
Wanna see me staple my ---- and jump off the nearest bridge?
Stab myself in the chest twelve times just to severe my ribs?
Cut your mom with knives and tacks giving her lethal incisions?
And ---- her in the back while she's in the fetal position?



I made my poem extra censored, and it explains everything

[neogenetica]

O.O
Even though I barley know you that poem gives me a pretty good idea of youre character.

[neogenetica]

The penultimate is the ruler of the planet celadon that shadowwulf created. They possess reality bending from a contest held by the ruling elementals.

[Sini]

LOL. I have my bipolar moments

And okay, I understand what the penultimate is now.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Since we left Kethencia in the past, do you think it survived till the current time period? If it has, I wonder what condition it is in.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Did not. It was a hypothetical, which I was going to reveal later as an illusion.

I'd never kill Sini.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, sure, should still be okay. But, ya know without upkeep, it probably looks more untamed than those old Mayan and Aztec ruins. Better get out the weed-whacker...

[Sini]

Yeah, we're too awesome for that.

Sini + Shadowulf is equivalent to Eminem + Royce 5'9