Substitute Battle Arena

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Over a divine power? Kay...

[jester_of_god]

Well technically the powers of card stack are already pretty much on the level of what would normally be the god's of what they control.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 you never mentioned that...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Using my "Door to Anywhere" power I quickly travel as close to the Sahara Desert as I can. I then use light jump to make it to the center of the desert.

I pull out my Gauntlet of Power and put it on. Using its amplifying powers I use a combination of Desert Control and Psammokinesis to raise an enormous circular wall. My eyes flash red as my Elemental Iris ability give me control of fire. Flames shoot from my hands and eyes and engulf the massive sand wall, quickly turning it to glass. To give the glass stability and toughness I also breathe my Amber Breath into it, giving it strength and color.

Within the walls I have just created I spend the next few weeks raising sand and turning into a glass/amber combination, to create an enormous glass castle. I leave enough empty land surrounding the castle to build a small town, but I’ll do that later.

I shall name this place Kethencia.  All who are allies are welcome...

…which reminds me….Who are my allies?

[jester_of_god]

well think of it. The Jester power comes from a reality manipulating super being that has been alive since slightly after the creation of existence, and the Card stack powers come from the regulators of existence itself...

[jester_of_god]

...I've lost track, I thought that one of us already destroyed the earth...are we still in the same dimension?

[Whd]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

that was a bit uncalled for.

[Whd]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

you're welcome....

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I invite all my allies to help me improve Kethencia and the surrounding area. Since my new city is in the desert we will have to make it more like an oasis.

To start the process of improving Kethencia I wish for it to be prosperous and then stick my Wish Granting Sword into ground at the center of my castle. It might take awhile but soon my city will be beautiful...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Hey, you didn't hear what WHD said? It applied to both of us...

SHADDAP!

lol

[jester_of_god]

Scew it........ Smacks self in the side of the head and falls out....Seconds later body rizes and starts laughing maniaclly.

"Welcome friends one and all to the Jester's Carnival!!!!!!!" Still laughing manically my body thrusts it's arms to its sides and let's out a large blast of energy. The very fabric of existence dissolves and unravels into a spinning maelstrom of chaos releasing monstrosities the likes of which the universe has never seen on to existence which has dissolved into a spinning maelstrom of Chaos.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

OHHHHH NOOOOO!

(BTW: this is not me being sarcastic. I is goin' to step aside and let the chaos ensue. See, folks...this is why we shoulda let this thread die when it lost its spark...Enjoy the doom of all mortal existence, except Celadon, which I've impenetrably protected...)

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Aw man... and I just created Kethencia...

[jester_of_god]

"Oh we can't have that now can we?" Laughing maniacally yet again my body thrusts it's hands together ripping a portal in time and space and plucks a reverse Celedon From time and space along with a few other alternates.  One of which is what it would be like if you were a Sadist, and another one is what it would be like if you had lost to your dog. He thrusts his hands and sends them into orbit near your Celedon.

[jester_of_god]

Fine he's not entirely evil just insane. Kethencia gets sucked through a random portal as the earth begins to break apart sending it inot an alternate time, space, and dimension. I'll let you pick.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

* Scoots Celadon a planet's length over allowing the Anti-Celadon to pass, before moving back to its rightful place; now Anti-Celadon is headed for a dimensional rip that leads to Kyst...*

And just so you know:

1) Penultimate without the B***h is a happy Penultimate

2) The Penultimate can't be a sadist; any ability used to destroy another living being, directly or indirectly, will result in the undoing of my powers (POSSIBLY my existence) and then the selection of a new Penultimate (meaning that Penultimate wouldn't last long...)

[jester_of_god]

Sadists aren't technically for killing, just incredible torture, also are you telling me that an evil version of you would pass up the chance of conquering a second planet?