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Celadon's Penultimate
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Gladly.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Sorry, I thought you had joined us already.
Bow before your unimaginably powerful overlord!

Wait a minute, I'm currently too busy holding a cork in mid air for petty groveling.

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With a maniacal chuckle the Marvelous Miscreant enters the arena.....and immediately uses Reaper's Light to paralyze everyone around him.

Let the mischief begin...

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Good thing I'M not in it right now.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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...Did you just step into the center of my dimension of doom?
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@Marvelous Miscreant: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes! (crosses fingers, hoping he'll see something cool and special-effect-y happen...)
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Let’s assume that I did unintentionally step into your dimension of doom. With few options for survival due to my lack of powers, I take a gamble on my life.

Using "Avatar Condition" I become the embodiment of the idea of Flight to give myself enough flying force to overcome the gravitational pull. Then while wielding my “Wish Granting Sword" I fly straight into one of the black holes, hoping I will be spit out into a safer place and not be obliterated.

(Fingers crossed that I don't meet a horrible death)
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If you fly into a black hole, you'll only end up crushed by the enormous gravity. You're thinking of wormholes.
Bow before your unimaginably powerful overlord!

Wait a minute, I'm currently too busy holding a cork in mid air for petty groveling.

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...I think that you forgot to make a wish...oh well.

Flying directly into the center of a blackhole sends you into a continuous slingshot around the dimension traveling from black hole to black hole. Soon you surpass the speed of light and are shot through the dimensions. By some odd fluke of fate you survive, "count yourself lucky I'm in a good mood." and wind up in an underground secret sandcastle base in hawaii. Directly in front of Elvis, who apparently really isn't dead, Angered by your sudden intrusion, he releases his army of super powered human/krackin hybrid rock stars.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.
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I attempt to petrify one of the "superpowered human/krackin hybrid rock stars" using my "Petrification" ability...

at the same time my eyes trun bright red as my "Elemental Iris" ability gives me control of fire and I engulf another of the creatures in flame.
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...What do you expect, you jumped into the center of a black hole, what did you expect to happen. It was the weardest, yet majoritively shafe thing that I could think of...or the first place that popped into my head.
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Now, when you say "superpowered" , what exactly do you mean? I'd like to know what i'm fighting here.
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More powerful than the AVERAGE human/krackin hybrid rock star?
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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jester_of_god
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super strength, various elemental abilities, high intelligence, and hive minded.
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sounds about right...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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That wasn't very nice Marvelous.

Wish is free now that the effects wore off.

Using Power of Imagination he materializes two boxes a red one and a black one.

and he sends it to Marvelous.

Choose one.
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"Choose the black one! Choose the black one!" (says Shadowulf, who is still in super-large, 30-foot-tall wolf form, but in watching this battle, has reverted to the giant lupine equivalent of a cat lady with no social life anxiously watching Jeopardy)
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Well then...rather than fight them all. I attempt to render them inert by using my "Petrifaction" ability and "Amber Breath" to petrify and encase them in amber.

Then as the rest of them close in I ready my "Brass Fists" and hope my "Impact Shield" holds up.
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I use Ultimate Shapeshifting to transform into a cat resembling my avatar, retaining my human mind and powers.
Bow before your unimaginably powerful overlord!

Wait a minute, I'm currently too busy holding a cork in mid air for petty groveling.

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GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Marvelous Miscreant
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First of all....What wasn't very nice?

Second of all.....I'm in the middle of a life or death battle here!!!!...mysterious boxes will have to wait…
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