Substitute Battle Arena

[Wish]

Wish batman is soon beaten into submission but the writers are on Batman's side and rewrites that the parents are sorry for hurting their son and they as a family turn on jester the villain that dared turn parents against their son.

The parents go on a quest to chase jester out of existence.

Note: I have the power of DC on my side since I'm the g****** Batman.

So its useless trying to put DC characters against me since fictional world interblending is still in effect.

FWI makes plot tricks real.

[jester_of_god]

I'm not a villian.....and they were testing you, but fair enough. I stop using the powers of the Ace and Batman's parents return to the afterlife. Realizing that Bat wish cannot be defeated in the DC dimension, I warp into the dimension fo the writers, and give them each two fourty pound diamonds that I materialize with the power of the Jack in exchange that they let me take over writing duties for a month. I then pick up the pencil and start controlling batwish's every action.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Wish]

Unfortunately, Wish has a connection that goes beyond the writers. He has connections to the publishers of the comics.

The publishers tell the writers what to do. Therefore the publishers prevent the writers from killing off batman and demand a story where he successfully defeats a  villain called jester which is similar to the real jester but only that he is fictional.

Note this doesn't hurt the real jester at all but I just want to see how you would find a way for Batwish to defeat yourself in the comic so that I can find a way to defeat you in the same fashion.

[jester_of_god]

The writer's come back quaking in fear because of theorder of their master THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFULL PUBLISHER...and take back their jobs. I dematerialize the diamonds and am about to leave when I hear them tell me about the new plot...Oh great I say, Now we have an evil version of myself, or dare I say slightly more evil version without a nagging consciouns,  about to reak havock on all of existence. I decide to team up with Bat wish in order to stop the chaos which he has unleashed.

[Wish]

Yay!!! team up

So how would jester beat jester? without revealing to Wish how to defeat himself?


You know it would be a better idea to just leave DC universe for now, which Wish does leaving Batwish and jester in an ultimate universe.

He jumps forward 1 year and then reads the comic of how jester beats jester.

After realizing that it is an immortal struggle, Wish---no longer Batwish burns the comic and shakes his fist.

Then he decides to go to another universe unknown.----currently not in the Substitute Battle Arena---immune to attacks.

[jester_of_god]

not quite...After tracking down the Jester, I realize that the author's have no idea who the heck I am! I end up finding a pathetic fat clown with power over the souls fo the dead...slightly ashamed and dissapointed in humanity I kick the clown's head in and blast it apart with the power of the Jack.

[Myself]

We don't need telepathy; Reincarnation 5: Soul Link has that as a nifty side effect.

[Wish]

Wish then comes up with an even more brilliant strategy he uses Agitator Pulse to make everyone angry at each other and throws some amnesia dust at the groups faces then teleports away.

Hee hee Plan B have others fight for me.

Also its not telepathy its weak electricity. Unless you all say that you don't have a brain or have digital mind.

In the case of digital mind, I use technopathy to take over the minds by hacking them. Anti-telepathy =/= anti technopathy.

[Myself]

I would believe we have Digital Mind, so we are immune to it.

However, we also possess Technopathy + Total Acquired Immunity, so we are immune to that as well.

[Whd]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

that WOULD'VE been the power's weakness had you not canceled it...

[Wish]

You really want to send it back at me

Berserker Wish= exponentially more powerful than normal Wish.

Cue music-----O fortune

Wish goes into bloodlust berserker state and attacks all 4 in a berserker rage.

He uses Ultimate TK Spacetime to rip the fabric of space itself blasting them back.

He then "teleports" using Ultimate TK Lightspeed then proceeds to turn people into photons.

Not finished yet, after the 4 recover he activates Ultimate TK creating a big explosion that creates a dark hole vacuum that sucks everyone in.

Then finally he uses Ultimate TK Acceleration to accelerate the development of the Black Hole to suck the universe away.

The universe restarts after the black hole completes.

The 4 and Wish are reborn without memories of previous battles in the new universe.

In other words we can stop attacking each other or form new groups.

Kinda spammed the Ultimate powers though.......

[jester_of_god]

was I one of the for or am I still in another dimension at the moment

[Myself]

I think he was referring to Myself, Shadowulf1, WHD and Bug 10000.

Wouldn't Reality Anchoring kick in though?

[Wish]

Reality Anchoring prevents reality bending and changes due to temporal manipulation.

It cancels Ultimate TK Spacetime and Acceleration but regular Ulimate TK is not cancelled.

It still doesn't cancels the black hole since it is created by literally collapsing space time with brute force by creating a huge telekinetic burst to blow up the fabric of space and time.

Reality anchoring does not cancel out brute force.

[jester_of_god]

okay then, I'll get rid of the blackhole by doing this.

In order to stop someone from destroying the entire universe I use the power of the Jester to break the first law of physics "conservation of matter" and wipe the small core of the black hole from existence, negating the gravity affect.

[Myself]

Sorry, I teleported to a safe location, then used Power of Imagination to restore the universe, including my allies.

I then use Personal Realm (through The Superpower List) to make a small realm, safe from outside interference.

[Whd]

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