I think that geokinses might win in the lack of plants but other wise it would be a fair fight *Imagines crazed venus flytraps*
Sure i love doing this sort of thing......
Lets have a funnyish one lets see
"Super Guinea Pig Squeal" Vs "Lotion Mimicry"
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather