Planet Factory

[Whaliens123]

WHD wrote

You are the Penultimate, the Lord of Celadon, the wise and creative Shadowulf1.
And you'd have trouble naming moons? You'd find many examples in this world's history and fiction, or those of Celadon.

Celestial bodies are hard to name, WHD. (Turn on French accent now). "To give them names, is like trying to paint a beautiful picture. Get it wrong, and that planet, moon or asteroid will be scarred for life, not matter what name you give it afterwards. To give a planet a bad name is an insult to it's life forms, its people." (Turn off French accent now).

So, what I'm saying is, naming planetary and moon bodies requires more thinking than what you would realise.

[Whaliens123]

Philote wrote

Definitely what I want

If I order now, can I get half off a planet that can build its own moons?

Uh, I guess so. I mean, we've never made a planet that could do that. But it will be made, because, as I said in an earlier post, anything is worth a satisfied customer. And because it makes it's own moons, the price should be halved.

But, one planet order at a time in future. We at the Planet Factory are still trying to make your omni - planet.

You will receive this is 2-3 weeks. Uh, question: How big is your mailbox? Should we just leave it outside your front door?
 

[Zaleramancer]

I shall take the first then.

It is a pleasure doing business with you.

[Whaliens123]

It's a pleasure.

Warning: Building the clockwork planet takes a long time. If you are a teenager, we'd expect you to finish it by the time you are 80.

So, we at the Planet Factory will give you a time acceleration device. It doesn't make you older, but time goes faster for the making of that planet.

You should finish it in 7 weeks. Good day!

[WonderDrow]

Whaliens123 wrote

Should we just leave it outside your front door?

That brings up an interesting question.  

Are poket planets possible?  



It would make a great gift.  

[Whaliens123]

Well, there is the "Micro World" series. Using cutting-edge Shrink Wave® Technology, we can make a planet and then shrink it down to however large you want (Although people usually like them at a size of a handball). We then put them in a fancy spherical capsule and send it to the customer who ordered it. To any inhabitant of the planet, the gravity is the same. How that is possible, we will not reveal.

The owner of the planet can use the Shrink Wave device to shrink themselves down and live on the planet as a holiday or an escape. And when they are finished, they can just use the device to reverse the shrink.

We have a Christmas range, for that last-minute rush to the store. It is be a snowy planet filled with Christmas trees that grow decorations. There is also:
- A Valentines edition
- An Easter edition
- A Prank edition (you wake up on a strange world...)
- A Beach Holiday edition
- A New Years' edition
- An Ocean Edition (Micro-Submarine sold separately)
And many more.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Yes, yes, how much extra to make this planet livable, and how does it propel itself through space?

[Philote]

Yes, right on the front porch if you'd please

[Celadon's Penultimate]

WHD wrote

Bitch, please.

You are the Penultimate, the Lord of Celadon, the wise and creative Shadowulf1.
And you'd have trouble naming moons? You'd find many examples in this world's history and fiction, or those of Celadon.

 WOW... But, yeah, I guess I have to admit you're right (without the first part...).

Teh names is not so hard to make and remake for teh planets and teh celestial bodies...

[Whaliens123]

Gentleman Vaultboy wrote

Yes, yes, how much extra to make this planet livable, and how does it propel itself through space?

Not much extra. For it to be livable, it just needs to receive the right amount of light. So, I would recommend that we shift it to the Whirlpool Galaxy, where a planet would receive enough light for it to be daytime all the time.

As for how it propels itself through space, it has 3 options:

1: The planet will sometimes utilise the star of the planet it just consumed, or any other large gravitational body within its vicinity, as a gravitational slingshot. It will come hurtling somewhere near the gravitational tool, and it's direction and speed will be altered as it passes the object by.

2: The planet will put out two solar sails that it grew to catch the photons and transfer the kinetic energy into the planet, making it move.

3: The planet's core has traces of Pertorqium inside of it. Since the core is the brain, and Pertorqium is a substance that creates a warp bubble in space-time, the planet is able to move itself throughout the galaxy.

Don't ask us what Pertorqium is, it's a government secret... Shhhhh.

[Whaliens123]

Shadowulf, how do I get to the post "This Really Burns My Toast".

Any help? Please?



Thanks

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I'd like that third one, and couldn't we just put an airtight dome on the planet for me to live on it? I don't need anything to thrive there, I just would sort of like a house on the planet.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 You're not an admin. Also, that thread has some posts that need deleting anyhow. You're not missing much, trust me.

[Whaliens123]

Well, if complete and utter isolation is your thing, then yes. One could easily survive in a dome on the planet.

But I'd really recommend that you only feed it asteroids and not worlds with life forms, no matter how simple. Bad for your reputation.

People's reaction to your planet eating a world with life:
     

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

What! Oh no, inhabited worlds? Perish the thought, oh no no no no.

I mean, it's not as though I'm out to show them all, or anything like that. Honest.

[Whaliens123]

That's great news, Vaultboy. I'm glad this planet is in such good hands.

And guess what? It even makes it's own moons after it eats.

Okay, so what if it poops rocks? they're not even smelly, just rocky!

[Zaleramancer]

I have time.

[Myself]

Shadowulf1 (Wulf) wrote

You're not missing much, trust me.

I agree with that statement completely.

[Whaliens123]

Myself wrote

Shadowulf1 (Wulf) wrote

You're not missing much, trust me.

I agree with that statement completely.

Alright, Myself, I'll stop trying.


But NEVER DISAPPOINT ME AGAIN!!!



There... All better.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Good.

And who knows? Perhaps in the future, more interesting threads will be posted in the Private Forum. And by then, you may be made an administrator.

Though, it requires that you're here for a while.