Planet Factory

[Zaleramancer]

THAT'S NO MOON!

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[Whaliens123]

Said Obi-Wan to Luke (And other people in the ship at the time).

Okay, 3 moons. Someone just handed in 3 of their moons and demanded a refund because they were too dusty (It was the richest person in the galaxy: He tried (well, rather, he made his robot cleaners try) to clean the surface with dusting cloths)


You can have them! Just tell us if you want them to be barren, or on fire, or watery, or full of jungles, etc.


And if you want a planet to be dusty, when you actually get it, DON'T TRY AND CHANGE IT!!

Too dusty? TOO DUSTY? I'll give him "too dusty"! Yes I will...

[Whaliens123]

So, what kind of moons do you want, Shadowulf? Sorry, I've been busy making monsters.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

What's the most valuable resources you can load a planet up with? I need you to put all of them in a single planet, then slip it in front of a mining vassal so my idiot brother doesn't get himself killed out in No Sec space.

[Whaliens123]

 Hmmm... This is going to take some thought.

The universe is needing the following at this time:
  -Copper, at 15 UC per Earth Kilogram (EK)
  -Iron, at 35 UC/EK
  -Pertorqium, at 120 UC/EK
  -Titanium, at 70 UC/EK
  -Water (for terraforming). 20 UC/EK

Yes, I think it might be possible to put them all on one planet. If we put it somewhere so cold that the water freezes, it can be transported easily in Ice Mega-Cubes.

It may not be in the habitable zone, but if you give your brother the same Bio-Dome that you have on your carnivorous planet, he should be fine. We will deliver it in 3 weeks (the uninhabitable ones take less time)

[Whaliens123]

Oh, and I might recommend Promethium for the resource planet as well. The Galactic Power Grid pays 2,000,000 UC a tonne.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

No. Nonononono. If he knows I put it there, he won't take it. It has to be something completely uninhabited that he can "Discover."

He's got this whole "I'm gonna be my own man, I don't need the family money, I'll make that much on my own" teenage rebellion thing going on.

[Whaliens123]

Oh, and we can also make it a triple planet system, with each planet with nearly the same amount of mass, so they orbit each other!

This would mean your brother would get 3 times as much resources as he would with just one planet.

Tell him that the head of the Planet Factory wishes him a happy mining!

[Whaliens123]

Gentleman Vaultboy wrote

No. Nonononono. If he knows I put it there, he won't take it. It has to be something completely uninhabited that he can "Discover."

He's got this whole "I'm gonna be my own man, I don't need the family money, I'll make that much on my own" teenage rebellion thing going on.

Well, we won't wish him a happy mining. No one but you, I and the Planet Factory will know about the making of this. We'll just rig his morning newspaper, so that he gets an 'extra advertisement' that no one else will get.


You'll get it in a dark ally on Gorfopolis on Gwarit 9 in 1 week. I will send my best deliverer. He will be the one wearing the black trench coat with sunglasses, carrying the shrunken planets in a containment unit. He will ask you if you have seen the sky at night time. You must respond by saying "Yes, but I believe the planets are more amazing". He will give the planets to you, and then leave.

Comencing Operation: Dark Orbit.

You never saw this. This file will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Oh.
Well, never mind. I trust you'll tell no one.

[Zaleramancer]

Instead of self-destruction, a memetic virus could be preferable.

[Whaliens123]

Hmmm... Yes. That is a good idea.

I'll use it for my next secretive customer.

[Whaliens123]

Okay, I've got a planet made entirely of chocolate. Its lava is hot chocolate, its ocean is chocolate milk, its organisms are made of chocolate fudge. The planet will never run out of chocolate due to the Chocolate Replicative device that we placed in the core.

Who wants it? Who finds it irresistible?

Om nom nom.

[WonderDrow]

Just chocolate?

I needs also mountains of vanilla ice cream.

And some creatures that look and taste like bananas.

[Whaliens123]

Done and done. We just make a molecular copy of the planet, and then modify it to have what you ask. Would you like it to be snowing sprinkles on top of the mountains? And would you like other flavours of ice cream for other mountains, or something?

We have changed the organisms on this planet, so that they taste like banana. Some have been modified in shape, so that they look like a banana.

You might expect it in 4 weeks. Tell us if you want any moons!

[WonderDrow]

Oh! Oh! Rivers of Strawberry juice!

And the moon? Out of cheese naturally!  

[Whaliens123]

Sounds yummy. We will add those to your order, including the cheese moon. Mozzarella or Mature Cheddar?

I can also give you mushrooms that will clean your mouth when you eat them, and they taste like peppermint. It sounds as if you're going to need them!
 

[Whaliens123]

Glad to see that you are all satisfied.

[Whaliens123]

I'm just going to put a few planet emoticons up, if no one minds.

[Myself]

Fine with us.

Well, fine with me, at least.