New Beginning

[jester_of_god]

it's a gift, although I am not entirely proud to admit it, you have to act mostly on reflex when most of your fights go something like this.

Suddenly thousands of blades appeared around me in a  close knit circle and started to converge on me as a wave of star hot fire began to flow foward at several hundred miles per hour. I spun myself into a spinning kick creating a worlwind of energy knocking several of the blades out of the way, and funneling the fire out of the way, creating a small escape rout, only to have a hand grab me by the back of the neck and force me towards the ground, which began to erupt into steel spikes. I twisted myself, displacing my own spinal cord at that, and delivered a whirlwind kick to my assailant, only to have him desentigrate into dust as I feel a blade about to pierce through my back. I set off a small explosion at my left elbow spinning me around just in time to dodge a large blade that was about to run me through. Simultaneously grabbing him by the head and bringing the crook of his back across my knee, as a giant spiked column erupts from it breaking him in half. Only to have this one desentigrate as well, just as a large clawed hand comes slicing down about four inches away from the top of my head. I grab him by the claw stopping him from slicing my head in fifths, yes five not half, only to have him twist his body so that he lands behind me and tries to decapitate me. I jerk my neck away, hearing an loud pop as I do but ignoring it, and materialze a sword swinging it towards him, just as another claw bursts through his own stomach, The sicko had burst through one of his own copies so he could impale me and rip my soul out, I parry his claws just as the copy disloves into dust and push hi back with my other hand. Leaving at us at a stalemate for about half a second...

The time it took for this to happen, approximately 2.4 seconds counting the stalemate.......

[jester_of_god]

chaos sense only allows you to sense when a fight is about to start, and I'm pretty sure at this rate Myself would be the one to instigate it.

As long as this is on my mind, since I have author power mimicry, would you mind if I used Real world to get rid of the super powered maniacs?

[Myself]

Go ahead; it wouldn't affect me, my alliance or any of several members due to powers like Reality Anchoring and Immutability.

All the maniacs would lose their powers, while we retain ours.

[jester_of_god]

I'm still not sure, because I think a few of you were planning on using them as worshippers/students/slaves/targets/pets/soldiers/test subjescts.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Soon as I got rid of the crazies, I already said I'd deal with my horde accordingly; good guys turned back to normal, with no memory of being near-zombies; bad guys sent to their proper places in either Delirium, Demens, Dis or Vas Erebus; and nerds? Well, sent to whatever worlds of D&D they'd like to go to; Lord knows they're of little use to THIS world (at least while they're still into D&D)

I'm not insane (or a maniac); I just get things done in weird (borderline crazy) ways...

[jester_of_god]

even so, with real world you guy's would have complete inomininity or whatever the term is, you could do whatever the heck you want without any long term damage because the world itself would ignore your very existence.

[Zaleramancer]

And who judges if they are good and bad?

[Whd]

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[Myself]

Yay! We can do anything we want without revealing our secrets!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Zale: Duh, me...I think I'm pretty fair.

"What would you do if you became a normal human outside of my control?" *asks Shadowulf using MythPower: Aletheia's Absolute, compelling viral to answer truthfully.*

"Slowly but surely plot to gain command over the known universe..."

*Wulf raises eyebrow* "YEAHHH...I'm gonna say that's a bad guy."

[jester_of_god]

honestly, there's probably a fifty fifty chance that would also be my answer...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

well, you're not under my power, so...

[jester_of_god]

I know, I'm jsut saying there's about fifty percent chance that would be my answer of "What would I do if you guy's left me alon"  depends on what my mood is that second.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I'll keep that in mind

[Zaleramancer]

"Should we help the funny wulf guy? Yes?  No? Yes? No? Yes? No..?" Said Shadow as she twirled her scythe around, whacking bits of flying debris across the park.


I dust off a part of what used to be a brick wall and lean on it.  "Well, It's his arch-rival." I yawn out, "I'm sure he'll do the heroic thing and find mysterious inner reserves of strength after a long battle to defeat her.... Or think of something clever."


My shadow back-flips through the air to perch on the top of the broken wall. "Are you suuuure?" She asks keeningly  "I'm soooo boooorrreeddd."


I glance at her and say, "Go ask him then. Though what you could do that he couldn't is a puzzle to me."


"YAAAY!!" She cartwheeled off the wall, then leapt past the flying B***h. Saying, "HAI flying crazy named-after-a-female-dog-woman"


She lands next to shadowulf who was holding his head in pain.


"HIIIII. I'm Shadow! You needs some help, don't ya?"

[jester_of_god]

I could always release my demon for a short time to add into the fight if you guys' are getting bored, although he may try to

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/billy-yells-destroy-us-all-for-ten-minutes-while-i-play/bffe607882412ad1c2c8bffe607882412ad1c2c8-302761248017?q=billy+scream+destroy+us+all&FORM=VIRE7

[jester_of_god]

by the way, thank all of you for giving me a break from the intermediary job between these fights.

[Zaleramancer]

And this means what exactly?

[jester_of_god]

it's your job to make sure that Shadowulf, Everblade, and Myself don't kill/ban each other.

[neogenetica]

Forgive my insolence but has Everblade been banned or have his threads and posts   just been locked or deleted because from analysis it appears that way. Sorry for being intrusive but was this due to shadows argument with everblade. I have been absent from the site for a while due to maplestory and other things.