New Beginning

[jester_of_god]

just a warning to everyone here, I now have obtained the power author power mimicry.

[Myself]

Yes, read the page. It gives an examle of someone with Acquired Total Immunity, Telekinesis, Reality Manipulation, Flight, Immunity and Immortality. This is what happens:
-Telekinesis: Cannot lift you or anything near you.
-Reality Manipulation: Takes the same effect as Reality Anchoring.
-Flight: Negated.
-Immunity: Negated.
-Immortality: Negated.

See? Acquired Total Immunity is capable of protecting you from any power, with the flaw of being useless against Author's Immunity. Then I came along and added Power Sacrifice, Power Bypass and Anti Power Mimicry.

[Myself]

Then I use Anti Power Mimicry on you.

[GreenDay]

Thank you.

[jester_of_god]

how, are we even in the same dimension a this point, yet again, WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

no prob, GreenDay. Matter of fact, while we're on the topic...

I feel a powerful disturbance to the natural order of things.

"What the--? It can't be..." I revert to human form, knowing my Wulf form will only give my nemesis ideas.

"THAT'S RIGHT, ya nasty! Tis I! The Big Bad! The Beasty Beast! The B***H!" A harsh, obviously African-American female voice calls out from beyond the realms of the metaphysical. Her cackling condescension is soon followed by a rip in space-time, letting loose a tidal wave from Atlantion, Celadon's great ocean. This poses no problem, except it's filled with various unpleasant and dangerous creatures, among which is the jawfish (a fish which is more jaw than fish; think piranha with an overbite), the grapplefish (fish with big teeth, and strong muscular arms in the place of pectoral fins) and the skolopendra (a gigantic, Gyarados-like creature with whiskers like a catfish)...

"This could pose a problem", I think to myself in dismay, as the waters crash on me.

Looking down on the scene from a levitating stance 50 feet in the air, the B***h flips her braids back over her shoulder, and puts her arms akimbo, with a smile.

"Betcha didn't see that comin', didja?"

Spitting out a couple of the jawfish which HAVEN'T managed to latch themselves on me, all I can muster is, "Sadly, I did..."

"Oh, reeeally?" She cocks an eyebrow defiantly, "Well, how bout this?"

She reaches a hand to the sky, eyes aglow, and summons a cluster of stormclouds, each of which bestows her with part of her latest weapon. Taking the massive lightning bolt into her hand like a female Zeus, she twirls the thing around a bit like a baton, and then hurls it down toward me, still covered in water and fending off jawfish.

Fortunately, I manage to avoid the blast, and still save the poor little fishies (what? I have a heart for animals...) and in doing so, take her own lightning and form into a ball for my own use. Except, I'm not quite so mean. I generously send the ball back in her direction, a gift from me to her, and to make sure she doesn't think I'm being stingy, I send it to her double-time.

The B***h sees she was unsuccessful in frying me, but instead of doing her usual complaint, she retaliates in the best way she knows how. Taking all the posture of a ballerina, she starts twirling...faster...and faster. Soon she is a whirling blazing, sparking hateful whirlwind of reality-bending doom, and takes the lightning bolt gladly, sucking in a few other things in the process, including a few trees, various rocks and boulders, a car or two, and (I think) a couple old people...

"Aw, dang. Here she goes, getting all show-offy again." I look up, winds whipping my face, as her whirlwind slowly changes into a gravitational vortex. But then I get an idea. What if I...did the same? I look down at my feet, and then up at my nemesis. I gaze at her powerful gyration, and slowly but surely, analyze just how fast she's going.

With a little shove off, I begin to whirl. And twirl. And whirl. Now, I am spinning just as fast as her, in the OPPOSITE direction. Realizing she has yet to notice my plan, I launch myself into the air to meet my eccentric archfoe, and meet her hateful gyration with am balancing spin of my own, stopping her gyration, and closing up the vortex she'd started (unfortunately, it's too soon to say whether or not that stuff she sucked up will return).

"Oooh, I hate you..."

"I know." I respond with a taunting smile.

Meeting my gaze only a second, she retorts to my cocky smirk with a menace, and then figures other means are in order to take me out.

She starts her latest assault of "Various-Martial-Attack Fu", combining an amalgam of aerial kung-fu, Brazilian Jujitsu, sub-atomic karate and full-contact origami folding techniques.

"What the crap? You didn't know all this last time!" I comment, riposting her every advance, but only barely.

"That's right...unlike you, I'm always thinking..." She smiles, catching my hand at an unfortunate open-spot, "and not running my MOUTH!" The last word in her sentence is punctuated by clutching that hand with her second hand, whirling me around at hurricane speeds, and then tossing me from our aerial duel to the ground like a fleshy meteor. The imprint I leave is pretty big, about 300 yards (or so I was told by the Guinness World Record people later). Digging myself out of the self-dug crater, I say, holding my head in agony, "I've gotta get some new moves..."

[jester_of_god]

full contact origami folding...nice

Counter with the origami swan fold of the seven dragons of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

she knows the nine-tailed fox technique...

[jester_of_god]

what nine tailed fox technique...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

jester_of_god wrote

full contact origami folding...nice

Counter with the origami swan fold of the seven dragons of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She knows how to make s nine-tailed fox out of ONE piece of paper... But she does it combat "full-contact-origami-folding" style...nasty stuff...

[Myself]

GreenDay wrote

I have a no-attack pact with you

I thought you were part of our team. Oh well, in that case, I'll disconnect the Power Sharing, Pack Invulnerability and Reincarnation 5: Soul Link.

[GreenDay]

I'm not on a team with you anymore because it was getting kind of weird being on 2 different teams.

[jester_of_god]

better than him trying to hunt you...I"ve actually gotten to the point where I've had to develop an insanely complex plot to kill him and completely irradicate his existence if he ever tryied to attack me again...

[GreenDay]

Me?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

no, Myself...

[GreenDay]

oh.

[Myself]

He won't get rid of me easily; I have a much larger variety of powers, including telepathy to predict his motives.

[jester_of_god]

jester ripple effect remember, obscures seer type abilities, also in a fiact I tend to act without thinking, the only thing you would hear is either radio static, carol of the bells, or the song I play for Music of Sound Soul.

[Myself]

I could use a MythPower to get around the problem.

It is not possible to act without thinking at some level, with the exclusion of reflexes.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

yeah, and Chaos Sense...