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Well...
Let's just say I didn't do anything dramatic like the rest of you.. I've been doing damage control.. Putting out fires and calming down monsters..
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Have they done anything?
I mean, broken any laws, crossed any moral lines?
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One of them "casted" a "lightning spell" and as it came at me, I created a force field. They looked at me for a second, then charged. One of the Rune Masters cast a rune of infernal fire storm, and I threw it back at them. I stopped it after a tiny bit, trying not to hurt him. 3 of the warriors tried and hit me with swords and shields, but I just shrugged them aside. They realized that they probably couldn't fight me, so they let me pass. I could hear the rumble of the castle-like walls rising. One of them said, "I challenge you, powerful mage, to a duel, if you win, you will be lord of my forces, and you will be allowed all of my resources, but if I win, you shall serve me, for a year and a day." I said, "Fine." someone teleported us to another part of the "castle", some sort of magic arena. "You do realize you are just blocking my path, I'm only trying to get to my house.""Just fight me!!!!!", he said. As we began he threw some crystals and seeds, which sprouted vines and dagger-like diamond stalagmites. I simply ignored them, and stood there, unmoving. He tried and hit me with a dagger, but I simply knocked it aside, and planted a small knock-out gas canister on his cape. When he heard the hiss of its release, he dispelled the gas."Fine, you want to have some sort of "magic battle", I'll give you some magic." As I said this, I launched a fire ball, followed by a water jet, followed by a blast of air, followed by plants and rocks, followed by a blast of lightning, followed by several ice shards, followed by blasts of light and darkness, followed by several force fields. He was down in a matter of seconds. I gladly accepted some of his weapons, and several of his followers. As I left, all of the others stared at me.
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They covered the road in their fortresses, and took several things from museums, to "enchant".
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"So your shadow is a female reaper bordering on insane...nice. And yes, in case you were afraid you deduced incorrectly, the giant, shadowy Wulf to whom you speak IS Shadowulf." I do a wolf-version of bowing, and, before they get too far away, put up a paw, once again immobilizing the nerds.
"Not so fast, nerdlies." Fearful as they become immobilized again, they cannot answer with anything other than scared whimpering, "Who are you going to listen to? The Zaleramancer with his lady shadow-reaper friend? Or the Wulf, with his hordes of sicklies, and the various MythPowers at his disposal?" A lupine grin crosses my face once again. Unfortunately, it is soon slapped off again, by the next comment I hear. "Wha...what's a MythPower?" asks the head-nerd, not taking his eyes off of the Virals which I now held at bay. A chuckle can be heard under Zale's breath and I do a face-paw, "You mean, you've been on the site for a super-long time, and you know about ALL the different power series, power variations, etc., etc. and you've never even ONCE come across the MythPowers?!" "We kinda skim over the M section..." said the head nerd, "it's pretty long." "Grrrrr...." my voice is becoming more lupine. "Maybe that wasn't the right thing to say to the guy who has harnessed the ALMIGHTY MythPowers" said Todd, hinting at the head nerd to play along. Getting the drift, the head nerd finally starts up again, "OH! You mean THOSE MythP--" "Save it, H.N., I gotcha. I understand just fine. The powers I've created are as yet unknown to you. Their uses, as yet unseen. Their capabilities, as yet unwitnessed." The nerds look up to see that my eyes are no longer regular wolf eyes. Now they are yellow and glowing. My voice has grown raspy and wicked. "I bet", I continue, "That you have never seen ANY of MY capabilities in action. Even HELL'S MOUTH..." My voice becomes the voice of many, and my breath becomes increasingly warmer, smelling of sulfur, and the burning flesh of the dead. By now, many of the nerds have either passed out, collapsed or evacuated their bowels. Even Zale's reaper seems slightly impressed, as fire congregates around my Wulf tail and paws. "Now, I shall ask again," I speak hatefully, allowing stormclouds to congregate overhead, and cracks in the ground to form on the ground, and the moans of the sickly Virals to enhance the wickedly frightening atmosphere, "Is DEATH the greatest of your fears? Or have you realized that there are WORSE things to consider???"
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12:00 It is about noon and we have accomplished so much already. Anyway, in cat form, I appear next to Shadowulf1, wondering why there are a bunch of passed-out nerds, cracks in the ground, strange weather phenomena, among other devastation. "Shadowulf1, what are you doing terrifying these nerds?" Shadowulf1 tells me what is doing. "Oh, fair enough, that makes sense, putting down the MythPowers." One of the nerds says "Oh, look, an adorable tabby cat." I telekinetically pin him to the wall, saying "I'm not your average cat, I'm shapeshifted, retaining my human mind and powers. Do not underestimate me; I could blast you into next week, literally." Funny enough, he backs away from the cat that talks to him in his brain.
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hmm, what is a shadow? And while I'm on the subject I wonder what would happen if I released the demonic part of myself from behind the barrier again and gave it it's own physical form? It's basically me, including all of my powers, lacking any and all conscience and respect for life in general, along with a sadistic will for torture and destruction, and enhanced parameters in all areas several times over brought on by a lack for any care for humanity.
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How did all of these guys escape being trapped inside spinning trigger toy marbles!!!!!??????????
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I do not wish to destroy earth, although the odd's are I would accidentally obliterate it.
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Shadow is Zale's reaper shadow alter ego. If you released all your capabilities, then I'd gladly put up all my defenses first (going toe to toe against you if you attacked me, Myself or Zale or any other friends/non-enemies) and you never got rid of my nerdlies. They're now going to be my minions. I have them under my control for a REASON.
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It wouldn't be releasing all of my capabilites, more like releasing the demonic thing behind the barrier and giving it it's own physical form, while I get away as fast as possible....I do not want to fight that thing...
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And it wouldn't just come after you and kill you because...?
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I run, as far as possible...or we work out a small agreement before hand
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right, cuz DEMONS are bound to be honorable and to show integrity by a feeble HUMAN?
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It wouldn't be a demon, just demonic...sort of like the id...he's trustworthy to a certain point, he's me. He won't break an agreement but you have to make one first.
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kay, whatever you say...hope that's more than just a theory...I'd hate to see you ripped to pieces over anything, especially by YOU.
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True, but the conversation got a bit scued, I'm asking what would happen if something happened, either through my own design or some idiots power that caused an nigh omnipotent reality bending maniacal homicidal being of pure destruction to be released upon existence, that's admitably more powerful than I am simply because he has no conscience.
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I know what you were asking, and that was my solution; it'd be released and wreak havoc obviously. I was just saying that if it were, you'd better hope you have a good back up plan. I have the power of the Penultimate, but from what I can tell, your power lies mainly IN the use of the Jester who you'd be releasing.
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wait...you think that that is the Jester? Hah
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The jester is nearly as messed up!!!
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