pfft. haha...
*heads for the cat-lady dimension*
"Hello, there, ladies!"
"Hellooo, talking kitty!!!"
*As the hordes of cat ladies swarm about, I wait until they get just close enough, and then pull it out...*
"Fountain of youth, anyone? It provides eternal youth AND everlasting beauty...Now, don't push or shove, ladies, there's enough water for everyone."
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)