New Beginning (cont'd)

[Zaleramancer]

There are far worse things.

[jester_of_god]

they can't drink water for they have no mouth, and they are immortal, reproducing only through division as they feed off of the dander of cats.

[jester_of_god]

they can't drink water for they have no mouth, and they are immortal, reproducing only through division as they feed off of the dander of cats, besides if they became young the dimension would reject them and replace them. It's the dimension of OLD cat ladies remember.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

So? Tis I, the Penultimate! And they'd be more than welcome in Celadon! In fact...

*Dimensional Warp*

"Come, my formerly-old, formerly-ugly, formerly-faceless, formerly-lonely, formerly amoeba-like, interdimensional cat-ladies! To Celadon, where you'll never be lonely again! (Except Zelda; even young, she's atrocious)"

[jester_of_god]

...I'm annoyed..

Replaces Celadon's core with a giant malt ball.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

*counters with a sticky tag that give Rhiolo your location at all times...*

[Zaleramancer]

I make you look like justin Bieber.

Then drop you in a horde of crazed screeching fangirls.



:D

[Celadon's Penultimate]

lol... and I switch the letters in his name so its spelled "Bieber" instead of Zale's misspelled "Beiber", so the girls will recognize who to jump on...

[jester_of_god]

DO YOU WANT TO INITIATE THE APOCALYPSE.

Removes tag and alters it before sticking it on you, giving all of your enemies an exact location and view of your doings at all times.

...I am about to erase my sense of say and virtue.

Lifts all of the girls off of the ground in a giant gust of wind and fuse them together into a single giant fan girl dragon cannibal hybrid, which I fill full of admiration for Zalermancer before teleporting her to your location.. by the way I already reset my looks to spirit mode anyway.

[jester_of_god]

with it's new malt core celedon begins to desegregate due to the fact that chocolate is not as sturdy as it's previo0us metallic/crystalline core.

I fill out a marriage certificate for shadowulf and his dog and have Saint Peter verify it before locking it away in the book of the lamb. You may now kiss the bride.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

"Mmm...plastic."

*Morphs into Wulf Form, and eats the tag.*

[jester_of_god]

Oh look there's your bride, I took the liberty of teleporting a wedding gown on her.

negative possitive attraction through manipulating near by atoms with Jack causes an electromagnetic attraction between the two of you stronger than the gravitational pool of several hundred thousand black holes.

I wonder how Zale is dealing with his giant draconic fan girl.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, goody, MORE fresh food...  (Here, bridey, bridey...)

[jester_of_god]

you do know who your bride is right? eh whatever.

 by the way goes back in time, steals the cup of infinite drink, fills it with water and some horrible concoction only imaginable by cartoonists, shoves it down Shadowulf's throat.

wonder which will win out, your bottomless gullet, or an infinite amount of liquid.

[Zaleramancer]

Awww.

Demon Fan girl.


"Who wants a hug?"


*Demon Fan Girl faints*


o.o

[Celadon's Penultimate]

No, who? (he said anticipating an unpleasant answer...)

[jester_of_god]

not demon, DRACONIC

Draconic= draco=dragon like

She's cannibalistic by the way and teething. what can you do they grow teeth like crocodiles.

[jester_of_god]

jester_of_god wrote

I fill out a marriage certificate for shadowulf and his dog and have Saint Peter verify it before locking it away in the book of the lamb. You may now kiss the bride.

[Zaleramancer]

Still a Fangirl.


Most stereotypical fangirls would faint at the suggestion of hug from whatever they're fangirling at.

[jester_of_god]

true. then again the resulting scream would be enough to crack the earth in half.