New Beginning Survival Guide

[Philote]

Zaleramancer wrote

Call him Phil.

52. Don't expect things to make sense or be serious half the time

[Celadon's Penultimate]

53. Serious is overrated.
54. Random is the new normal.

[Myself]

55) Consistency is irregular.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

56. If your opponent has the mystical Music of the Spheres as an mp3 on his ipod, chances are, he can beat you.

[Myself]

57) You may not be crazy if a cat begins to tell you it is can warp reality.
57) a) Or if it can teleport.
57) b) Or if it can acquire your superpowers.
57) c) Look, a cat saying it can perform any task may be reasonable, okay?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

58) Never insult a dragon's breath, no matter how bad it is.

[neogenetica]

59) Remember, killing often causes reincarnation. Reincarnation means you have to find one god out of seven billion people. Oh wait, that's only on earth.
60) DO fear the reaper.
61) 9/10 cakes are a lie, or, you know, a bomb.
62) gibberish usually precedes explosions.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

63. Gibberish is never just gibberish.

[neogenetica]

64) You may think you know all the list users, and therefore everybody to avoid, but remember, there are always those who never post, never create, but lurk just beneath the top five. Just as there are those very old and gone users who can do things you've never seen before.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

65. The Marvelous Miscreant is a cool guy and will probably help you if you're in need.

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[Zaleramancer]

65a) Especially if your problem involves quartz.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

65b. ESPECIALLY if it involves quartz.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

66. Solidarity among reality benders is valued above all else. Until such time we grow bored. Then all bets are off.

[Myself]

67) If you find yourself on the bad side of a cat and a dark-skinned college-aged kid, you are in far more trouble than you think.
68) If anyone but pre-selected persons (i.e. likely not you) refers to the aforementioned kid as anything other than "The Penultimate", you may as well plead for demise. It is likely more pleasant than what he is planning.
69) Treatment of aforementioned cat in a harsh manner will not earn you a demise of any variation, so don't even bother asking.
70) Yes, death is a survival tip here.

[neogenetica]

71) Remember everybody has decoys and/or clones. Just because you killed your nemesis doesn't mean you actually killed them.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

72. Nearly everyone has another version of them, existing in another dimension. The exception is precious few. Among them? Reality benders.
72a. Unless they want to.

[Sirmazing]

73.  Powers aren't the only threat, magic, super advanced weaponry, and powerful monsters with ironic names are some powerful threats as well.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

74. Staying on the ground? That's for rookies.

[Myself]

75) Without a plan. You're doomed. No exceptions.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

76. With a plan, you are only slightly less likely to be doomed.