New Beginning Brawl

[jester_of_god]

.....yeah that's actually happened to me before, not really that pretty, which is why it's better to work from the outside via the multiverse pathways.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That's not true. It's like a giant self-sentient brain. IT manages to maintain consciousness, even without a physical body.

[neogenetica]

Except that every SINGLE point of the reality is like a reboot program, its like the ultimate pack invunerability.

[jester_of_god]

SO you have to make the ultimate virus that reworks the boot record of each point making them think that they are the correct state....it's like your own immune system attacking your cells due to a mutation in the genetic code of the white blood cells.

[jester_of_god]

In that case then it should be increadibly susceptable to spirit manipulation.

[neogenetica]

So a universal AIDS almost?

[jester_of_god]

Pretty much, although I was imagining something more along the lines of universal Leukimea.

[neogenetica]

Maybe it has an abstract existence, not a spirit.Not EVERYTHING follows your views of existence.

[neogenetica]

Though really any reality bender can craft reprogramming viruses, its basically cheating to do things beyond your own ability.

[Zaleramancer]

If you did do that, wouldn't that count as murder?

[jester_of_god]

.....no not really.....unless putting someone into a comatose state that can be reversed with the right chemicals is considered murder.

[Philote]

( see what you've started zale)

While Wulf and Jester mutter to themselves about brains and universes, i proceed to take a free hit and slap them back to reality

[jester_of_god]

I catch your arm with my right hand a second before it hit's my face and set off a small nuclear reaction set to come into existence in the space located roughly at the center of your Phalange.

[Philote]

(Not so fast, I'm not going to get hit for a joke)

I detach my right arm at the elbow and teleport back, letting it explode next to you. I manipulate my stone form around and grow a new hand.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You DO know your slap will only hurt YOU, right?

Soon as I notice that hit coming my way, my form goes back to Wulf and my jaws are wide open to receive it.

[Philote]

You guys can't handle a joke can you

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Course I can, can't you tell? Cannibalism is my idea of a joke...

[jester_of_god]

sorry insta attack mode you have to when fighting stuff like this, but as long as were on the subject of jokes. you have an offensive term plastered across  your forehead that immediately changes shape into a different language and term every few seconds, I implanted the reality virus when i touched you.

[Philote]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Speaking of which, I'm not sure what any of you look like, but you all probably look like something I'd have for dinner. At least in Wulf Form.

And I is hongray...