New Beginning 18: Beware of Reality Warpers!

[Zaleramancer]

So, Shad, you know Terry is being attacked by a tree, right?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Alright Nikolai, let's dance. I raise Sarabi and charge forward. My body ripples with energy as I close in."

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yes. Yes I does.

Terryffinda scurries away, just barely escaping its arboreal clutches. She raises the fans again, and as it gets closer, she slices every tendril, vine, branch and root it sends at her.

She looks up, "Oooohhh...when this stupid overgrown shrub is done, I'm SO gonna come for you next!"

[Celadon's Penultimate]

The magic anti-energy tentacles get closer to Marv, and Nikolai raises the Bo Staff so that he, too, can pound on Marv.

[Philote]

For reference:

Philote wrote

I begin sucking in water towards me, drawing Brutus in, without decreasing the overall volume or pressure of the water area I've created. Two metal objects appear on my hands.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Philote wrote

I begin sucking in water towards me, drawing Brutus in, without decreasing the overall volume or pressure of the water area I've created. Two metal objects appear on my hands.

Brutus recoils a bit.

"Good God, what is he doing?" He thinks to himself. But he can't spend time stationary. He takes off in the opposite direction and dives forward, allowing the Earth to receive him.

Whatever Phi has in mind, he'll have to FIND Brutus first.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Patience.

[Zaleramancer]

Meanwhile, I lounge in my invisible chair and eat some nachos.

"Dinner and a show."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Just as Nikolai gets within striking distance I unleash my full force and Attempt to headbutt Nikolai

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 "You know what, Zaleramancer? Damn you! Damn you to the pits of Hell, Tartarus and Gehenna! This is foolishness!"

She chops continually, at each advance from the stupid tree.

Then, finally, it trips her with a stray root, and she falls on her butt.

 The tree gets an eyeful at what's under her drisei (dress)...

Terryffinda notices the pervy tree's attentions...and her Tessen grow red-hot. She jumps from a supine position to upright in one move.

 "GRRRR..." Terryffinda menaces the tree, "DEFORESTING TIME..."

[Zaleramancer]

I continue my nacho eating as Terry picks up hedge-trimming as a hobby.

[Philote]

(Sorry, wanted to move it over before it was lost in other thread )

I fire a white streak of energy into the soil Brutus entered, and a large cube of it instantly turns to air and begins filling with water. Finding that Brutus is no longer in this location, I begin doing this to the surrounding area, expanding out in a grid.
Wearing a blue set of these on my hands:

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 "AAHHHH!!!" Nikolai notices in a split half-second. Not enough time to react.

He goes flying again, this time, unconscious.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Gaahhhhh, nobody wins with a headbutt." I moan while clutching my head.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Terryffinda begins mowing down the tree full force. Hack left, chop right, until, finally it remained nothing more than a heap of what would have made a terrible salad.

She turns, hyperventilating, to face Zale. The Tessen go from red-hot to white hot.

"Now...where was I?"

[Zaleramancer]

"Two Words: Plantae Resurrection." I wave my hands and the tree remains behind Terryffinda twitch.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Nikolai crashes about 60 yards away, his body leaving a long streak in my formerly-perfectly-manicured lawn, and a crater where my prized hybrid Venus' flytrap-rosebushes once stood.

Silence from Nikolai.

Silence.

Silence.....

He stirs a bit, and when he comes to his feet, his eyes are now aglow. The Bo Staff levitates out of his hands, and grows a foot longer, sprouting a spear tip. Then it heads back to his hands, and he throws it, speeding like a jet engine.

(And what are you gonna do about those magic anti-crystal tentacles he summoned from the ground?)

[Celadon's Penultimate]

"Two more words: Botanē Thanatoio."

She folds a Tessen quickly and stabs the tree before it can revive, causing it to instantly shrivel and die. she plucks the Tessen out and unfolds it again.

"You were SAYING?"

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I look down at the tentacles andSummon a mass of molten iron which I proceed to drop on themm then I super freeze the iron. When I finnaly look up Nikolai's spear catches me by suprise and impales my arm,

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Brutus continues burrowing through the soil like a holamolie on meth. He won't easily be caught. He'll need a bit more time before he can think how to retaliate, though.