I almost forgot..
I reach into my extra-dimensional space.
"Let's see.. We have.. A sword that can cut through anything.." I throw said sword behind me, and it cleaves into the stone below.
"Genie in a lamp" I drop a dingy lamp onto a table.
"Fire amplifying ruby necklace." I place it next to the lamp.
"Eygptian Shabti. They can fetch you anything in a microsecond, and do your chores!" I place two figurines made of dark stone on the table.
"A ring that lets you talk to animals, elements, genius loci, local deities, nymphs and assorted other spirit critters." I hang it on the hilt of the sword.
"Mirror that shows you anything you ask for, so long as you rhyme." A metal hand-mirror joins the other junk on the table.
"A charm that point towards anything you loose." I put what looks like a bunch of bent up paperclips on the table.
"And a custom made murder stick.. Magic Staff, I mean magic staff! It shoots fireballs!" I lean a glowing wooden staff on the table.
"Feel free to pick what you like! Or ask for something. I have a vast collection of magical shiny things."
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather