"Very well then. I am forced to call forth my ace in the hole. A creature so powerful, so terrifying that the very universe
itself shivers in fear at the very mention of it's name!"
A dark portal, like a wound in the cosmos, emerges in the air. Shrieks of pain and fear sound from it and the very air seems to shake. Smoke spirals forth and and strange lights flash around us.
A figure emerges..
"Meet your doom!"
It's a
bunny.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather