New Beginning 11: A New Revival.

[Zaleramancer]

Inverted yes.. Which is why my bad version had a polite and considerate shadow...

[jester_of_god]

It is, the ultimate wedgie....

http://www.superpowerlist.com/details/8990/

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Right...the wedgie thing.

[Zaleramancer]

That is beneath my dignity.

"This is not the humanoid spirit being you are looking for uber-wedgie." I say with Ultimate Authority.

Then I retreat in a dignified fashion.

Which is to say, sprint away before it gets over it's confusion..

[jester_of_god]

While being immune to the flames they can still feel the flame, and flock away from the powerful bursts, The shadow flow behind you in a pincer movement and throw down a shower of spinning scythes down towards you.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[jester_of_god]

say what you want but it's an ultimate non lethal torture technique...okay sometimes lethal.

[jester_of_god]

wouldn't that mean you're running towards the scythe rain?

[Zaleramancer]

While that was a joke..

I turn to the scythes and say, "You are daisies. Flame-Retardant Daisies." 

And they were.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

 I don't think Jester understands....

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[jester_of_god]

.........Okay, that's pushing the power of ultimate authority a bit but since we're using the powers that our fictional selves have fair. "Ensare." The daisies grow into massive vines and begin entangling you.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I slice the vines with compressed air.

[jester_of_god]

The vines fall apart, releasing a mass ofnuero toxin into the air.

[Zaleramancer]

Reality Warping, Remember?

I'm just using Ultimate Authority as a focus..

I pull a small spray can out of thin air.

"Weed Wacker in a can"

Ominous whirling sounds emerge from the can as I begin to spray..

Bits of daisies fall to the ground like a rain of dying green thingies..

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I surround myself with a sphere of air to keep it out.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

When this is over I'll have to buy a few cans of that stuff.

[jester_of_god]

You really should keep a better eye on the shadows.

Okay fair enough, i send in the first wave of Glass Ghibeans.

[Zaleramancer]

I grab a passing bird.

You are a neurotoxic absorbing super slug. Oh, and immune to salt."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I have no idea what those are.