Miracle vs Tragedy

[ParallelanPrincess]

Mmkay...since I obviously need a more creative way to deal with my...internal issues. I've decided to make a few dialogues based on the crap that goes on inside my head. I like to think of it as productive venting and free entertainment. So...

Miracle: Me. The more positive, original aspect of my personality.
Tragedy: The darker, depressed aspect that is slowly destroying my life.
Reason: Based on somebody who works really hard to help me keep my schtick together.

So yeah...there's that.

Anyone interested? If not I can always keep it to myself.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'll listen....I guess.

[Mik_Hael]

...WHy does everyone I know on the internet have DID!!!!?

including you.

be quiet.

just tellling the truth.

[ParallelanPrincess]

It is one of the most important days of her life. It will determine her future. It is her English midterm exam and Miracle is ready to make a beautiful 95% without breaking a sweat. However, this is no ordinary exam. These questions will be based on the IB examination. Miracle is confident she can handle it... until of course the teacher hands her the test.

-INSIDE MIRACLE"S HEAD-
Miracle: I got- WHAT THE SH**?
Tragedy: It looks like somebody's going to fail. Again.
Miracle:SHUT UP! I don't have time for your crap! Oh gods, this mess is ridiculous. How am I supposed-
Tragedy: (singsong) You're gonna fail. You're gonna fail. You're gonna fail. 

*Real World*

Miracle: *whimper*  
Classmates: *GROANS OF DESPAIR*

-Back to the head-
Tragedy: You're doomed. Fail this test and it's bye-bye good grades. Hello, F city. So sad, but true. Guess you're not as smart as you thought you were. It wouldn't be the first time you've been wrong.

Miracle: I think I'm gonna barf.

Tragedy: You shouldn't eat so much fattie.

Miracle: I kn- DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT? Nobody calls me fat! That's it. You want some ah this? *PIcks up axe* Teach you to interfere with my classwork!

*Real World*
MIracle: Hello test. My name is Miracle. You are about to get pwned. Hard. So prepare to be marked with a nice and juicy A++ cuz it's on like Donkey Kong!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

http://superpower-list-forum.2863604.n2.nabble.com/Stuff-by-Shadowulf-td6012918i20.html#a6054092

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Seems everyone on the forum has some kind of inner voice or seperate personality except me.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Yeah, you should totally get one. The tortured creative mind is a powerhouse of production in the literary and art department.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'm sure there's a voice somewhere in my head...I've just never listened to it.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 And normally, I'd say that's a good thing. But, in this case...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

...its probably still a good thing....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Is not...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Okay fine...let's see what I find......INTROSPECTION!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That is also a good option.

And I can say from experience, it doesn't hurt to have both.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Both of what?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Introspection and the crazy voice(s) in your head.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Um...I was using Introspection to find the voices....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Ah...most ingenious.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

What did you think I meant?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That you would use introspection to directly find your creativity (with no regard to your "voices")

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Okay? Well...that not what I meant.