Mary Sue vote.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I was hand picked to take part in a competition to see who would use the reality-bending powers of the Penultimate most wisely. The competition was composed of six contestants. One for each Elemental. And it was entirely at random...

And no, I'm not the first non-Celadonian, but I am the first Earthling.

[jester_of_god]

fair enough, but then again you do realize that the other's have yet to give their verdict or reasons, as well, and after each has given theirs it will be up for discussion.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

What's the scale again...

[jester_of_god]

zero to ten. Zero being something around the aspect of Yajirobe or Ulong from Dragon Ball. Ten being the mary sue character from earlier, the angel vampire abomination,  super sayan four Veggeto, or god man.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

Good enough examples or should I pick something else?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

For Shad, I'd say a good 5....maybe 6

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Figured as much...

[Philote]

Oh oh, do mine

Just ask what info you need, that you don't already know, to judge correctly.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I'd say you're probably lower than me, unless you were not born on your super-duper huge planet, which would make you just as high as me.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Ok....do you consider me a friend?

Are ducks scary to you?

Can you bake a pie that tastes like a pie?

[jester_of_god]

Of course, for three at least, we went to a seminar on baking held by the ASDF guy about a week ago. Pie flavored pie is actually pretty darn good....but it has a slight aftertaste of purple....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Philote]

Yes

No

Yes

@Wulf: No, I was born there.

[jester_of_god]

How much Uranium B 32 do you use in your pie recipe?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, I figured as much. And you're not the ruler?

[Philote]

Nope, actually a lot of the people on the planet don't know me

@Jester: I don't require the art of crafting, I just materialize the finalized data.

[jester_of_god]

Yeah, and I can simply pluck one out of thin air by creating the molecules one by one down to the quarks but where's the fun in that?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Similar for me. Most of the people know me, but not everyone. And many dislike me, since I'm an Earthling ruling Celadon.

[jester_of_god]

........why do I suddenly feel like releasing some all powerful mass of pure destruction that has been asleep for trillions of years, onto your planet, which just happens to be in the form of a crotchety senile old man.