Okay fine, I try to be the comedic relief and everyone begins to make conflict...fine, I'm taking off the gasses, it's serious time. Right now I"m assuming that the storm is roughly the size of the entire planet, in that case I'm going to diiveide it into four segments and set them loose on alternating wind currents, hopefully they'll counteract with each other and drain each others energy, reducing the strength of the winds, meanwhile, I'm going to try to attract the energy that will subsequently be cause by the story my pumping an unnatural amount of electrons into the metal pole, making the clouds nuetral again.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.