King of the Hill.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Chuck kicks down the door to find me sitting on the throne in a bad ninja turtles Halloween costume, a viking helmet, and a red wig.

I blink three times at him and he freezes.

Surprise! It was me! I was on the hill all along!

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[The Narrator]

Chuck Norris doesn't freeze, ice doesn't dare touch him without his permission!

MY HILL

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Lead Tutor
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[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Chuck reaches up and rips off his mask, reveling ME! I run behind the throne and roadhouse kick the axe, causing the whole room behind me to drop into lava.

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[WonderDrow]

As soon Bug sits down the throne turns out to be an upgraded version of a rocket chair.  

The ROCKET THRONE OF DOOM.

We Got A Lift Off !!!




At the place where the throne used to be lays a small note :
"Beware of the activation button on the throne. Cheers, Wonder."

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Wonder! Hey Wonder! Down here. Look, just siphon me up and inject me into your veins, and I'll help you keep the hill. I've got a power that makes it so that, no matter who tries to take it from you, you will keep the hill. So please, please, hurry up before I start attracting flies.

[The Narrator]

Narrator sends Chuck Norris to protect the Hill, and stands on top with his arms crossed. Awaiting the next poor unfortunate soul!

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Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Or, you know, anyone really. I'm up for anybody. I mean, this is Bowser's castle so there might be Swoops. I don't know if there's such a thing as a vampire Swoop, but I'm not in the mood to find out in my current state.

[The Narrator]

LOL

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Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services

[WonderDrow]

That's a most interesting idea.

With a flick of my left hand all of Vault's bloody mess evaporates into a charged red cloud.

With a wave of my right hand the red cloud forces itself into The Narrator's body through all of his orifices.

Let's hope you two will get along in the same body.

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[The Narrator]

(((So are me and vault one now??)))

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[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BROTHER! I LIVE ON THROUGH THIS ARM!

[The Narrator]

Vault and Narrator use their combined efforts to un thrown the hill and claim it for themselves until they decide to unfuse themselves 

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[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Narrator, tell him it doesn't count unless he has the whole thing.

[WonderDrow]

(( You could use sign language or obscene handgestures. And the saying "Talk To The Hand" may have become quite literal. ))

[The Narrator]

Vault-narrator-boy was informed of the hill dirt Moving antics and reminds all f the Oringal rules of this game. 

Narr-vault-atorboy reclaims the hill, and takes it in its entirety to the outskirts of Narnia 

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