King of the Hill.

[The Narrator]

Vanaulrrt aboytor awoke from his slumber, and noticed the note.  

"That darn bug", they thought in unison.  They instantly departed from the hill's former location, and found the hill.  Using the power of money, they paid the moving crew to move the hill to a place without no name.  

My hill!

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Now, just try to take the hill by force again. Tarot: Justice!

So long as this power is active, any conflict between narrator and someone else will end in the most neutral way possible. i.e., with no change.

Try to get the hill back now!

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Myself]

The hill's still up for grabs. I am just sitting atop a geologic formation which ever so happens to be named a "hill".

[WonderDrow]

Sorry to disappoint you.
But that geological formation is not the hill which is the object of our conflict that can't be conflicted at the moment.  
It's not even a hill.  

While you were asleep I had my servant shrink you to ant size and put you on a pile of fossilized dinosaur dung.

A time delaying spell made the time around your location continue at a slow rate.
Much more has happened during your sleep than you think.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

It only works on conflict between people.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[The Narrator]

VBN summons the mighty jabberwock to cancel all logic temporarily and reclaim the hill 

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Derek A. Haynes
Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services

[WonderDrow]

You're all delusioning yourself.  

I already legally own the hill.  

Remember when I said that the negotiations had started?

That was when I had looked in the future and knew that the hill would be moved to the new place in Narnia.

So my consortium of companies had already an unbreakable deal in place with the rulers of Narnia.

Any hill that would be moved to that place would fall under a mining claim owned by my consortium.  
And therefor I would become the legal owner of that hill.

As soon the hill was moved to that place I became the legal owner of the hill.
Naturally I immediately had anti-logic defences installed on the hill. Just in case.

And thanks to Vanaulrator's use of the Justice power no one can conflict my ownership of the hill.  

You can sit on that hill all you want, but it'll still be legally mine.

[The Narrator]

The N of Vbn also remembered that Areson and he visted Narnia numerous times. Including a time prior to wonderdrow appearing. As all of those who have the ability to make those decisions were in war, Areson made the entire situation occur via illusion.  

So although the event did happen, it wasn't put thru by the real persons in charge. 

Narrator hands Drow the "treaties" he signed which were apparently childish drawings of Drow in crayons.

The anti-logic defenses restored  logic.  

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Derek A. Haynes
Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services

[WonderDrow]

Sadly for you that illusion is just what it is. An illusion.
Those childish drawings were just some random drawings I found on the hill.  No idea who made them or why he/she tried to draw me.

By that time the real contract was already signed by the true rulers of Narnia, who are definitely in charge.
And that deal was made with the representatives from my consortium.

Don't feel conflicted, I'm still the owner of the hill.

[The Narrator]

Narrator giggles, I'm not usually fooled by illusions...  I guess there's a first for everything....

On Friday, July 25, 2014, WonderDrow [via Superpower List Forum] <[hidden email]> wrote:

Sadly for you that illusion is just what it is. An illusion.
Those childish drawings were just some random drawings I found on the hill.  No idea who made them.

The real contract were already signed by the true rulers of Narnia before that event.
And that deal was made my representatives from my consortium.

Don't feel conflicted, I'm still the owner of the hill.

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[WonderDrow]

The Superpower of the day is currently King Of The Hill.

I decide to make use of it by pointing at the hill and saying "I'm the king of the hill! ".

A gaint castle appears on the hill.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I sneak up to said hill and invoke MythPower: Basileia's Best to declare myself King. And as first order of business, I declare that nobody else can ever be king of that hill or any other hill. Ever.

[Mik_Hael]

I don't know what's happening, can I use my powers to erase the top of the hill from existence, like pulling the bottom out of a hole, and ruin everyone's fun?

[WonderDrow]

*shrugs* The game ended last year already.
 
And in the mean while I had already sold the hill to the Space Gnome Consortium for their superfluous project titled "Owning a King On A Hill".  Ok, I didn't warn the penultimate about that, but I assumed he would figure it out soon enough.

So there's not much fun to ruin at the moment.  
And you would need to counter "MythPower: Basileia's Best" anyway.

[Mik_Hael]

well, I kind of turned the hill into a never endying climb into infinity with no top, but I wonder. Since the mythpower say's "channeling power" If I kill Basileia wouldn't that make it entirely innefective?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You just mimic her powers, you don't literally borrow them from her.

[Mik_Hael]

so it's less channeling more just using a power that's exactly the same as the one they use....like punching someone in a face a certain way and saying you were channeling the power of Bruce Lee?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Um...yeah. Pretty much.

Otherwise, just imagine how many people would gain the power of Zeus on the site. Each taking a little portion of his power? Used simultaneously, they could drain him to the dregs, thus bringing him down from power status as king of the gods. Anarchy. Chaos. Theomachy. The end of civilization as we know it.

That being said, the powers are still divine-level in strength.