Internet Awesomeness 2: Reloaded

[Vespert]

[jester_of_god]

Hey shad, quick quiz, what was the first thing Noah did after the ark landed and he made his sacrifice to god.

[jester_of_god]

Which would explain his neurosis.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I forget. What did he do?

Are you actually asking, or is it a joke/prank?

Either way I forget.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Aw...so cute...

^.^

[jester_of_god]

'....I live in the cross section between a churce, a swamp, a grave yard, and some less than legal Pharmaceutical activities. just north of farm run off. The cats at my house, galop like horses, clean themselves like hamsters, and eat fruit. The have sponaneously generated a siamese, and on average the kittens chase awy full grown dogs which run away screaming in pain, yet sometimes, they still act like idiots." qoute:

[jester_of_god]

He made himself a vineyard and got plastered.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You would TOO on a freakin' boat for forty days and forty nights with the closest thing to solid ground being a huge freakin' boat, and smelly stables home to pairs of every animal in the world.

A whole smorgasbord of nasty smells, no sight of a bright sunny day, terrible bathroom conditions and no HOPE of escaping it even for fresh air? Not to mention, it took him until he was a hundred something for him to finish it, and all of the people outside of his immediate family got wiped the heck away, never to be seen again...

That's a heck of a lot to take in.

Srsly, give the guy a break.

[jester_of_god]

What did jesus turn the water into.

I'm not saying I would drink the stuff myself, but I'm jsut saying the christian religion isn't agaisnt it

[jester_of_god]

A break....He cursed a third of his bloodline to a life of survitude.....but your right.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

As long as it's no alcoholic, smart-alec.

I know the Bible, too, and I know for a FACT Jesus didn't turn water into intoxicating BOOZE. The wine they made back then was often distilled so it wasn't intoxicating.

So none of this...

And still, wine isn't the same as beer, so there.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Totally justified.

[jester_of_god]

wine has roughly twice the alchol content on average....althouhg at least it wasn't sake.

[jester_of_god]

......there's a good conversation.

"Okay look shad,'since your great great grandfather once saw his father Naked and tried to embarrass him, you now have to spend the rest of your life in servitude to your Second cousin."

Shad: ""

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Wine TODAY has twice the alcoholic content. But either way, people drink more beer than wine, so it's about even as far as consumption.

ANYWAY! We are deviating. Back to Internet Awesomeness.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Don't look at me. I didn't put the curse (Noah did) on him, I didn't carry it out (God did) and I didn't write about it (King James did). So question GOD about how just He is if you have any qualms.

And like I said, BACK ON TOPIC.

[Vespert]

[Vespert]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Run away little army man! Run away!!!!

[Celadon's Penultimate]