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Yay! Dangerous little girls!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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I am currently reading what Is generally considered to be the worst fanfic of all time.


It's so bad it's funny.

The person who wrote is a genius troll. Or.. if they weren't trolling.. Oh.. I weep for humanity.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Is it per chance My Immortal?
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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It's like watching a train wreck, isn't it?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Oh goodness, that crap is literary blasphemy. I mean seriously. Freaking fanfic anathema.

I feel dirty reading it.

I'm currently in the process of pointing out its every error and flaw and failure. But, since it is SO bad, no joke, I've been at this since late '09, early '10.

It is an arduous venture, but I'll post the word document here if I can, complete with red commentary on each flaw I find.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Goff overload.

Critical brain failure. Please reboot the universe.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge.

....
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The bark lord.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Yeah, that's not fun.

It's so freaking terrible! I WOULD just reread it for fun, but my mind is constantly on spell-check mode.

Enoby, Luscious, Dumblydore? I just can't take it...I mean, really. I don't even care for HP that much, and I'm offended by how she freaking gothified EVERYBODY! Everybody's either a goth (which she constantly confuses with emo and Satanism) and/or a vampire, OR they're "prepz" ("Stop flammin', prepz!") UGH!!!

And yet, much as I despise it, I need to get back to pointing out its every flaw, now I think about it...

I have the whole thing on a Word Document...her response to the "prepz" at the beginning of every "chapter" and all.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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ITS HORRIBLE! I only just started reading it! Voldemort knows about Draco and Ebonys love because he "Hath Telekinesis". I think me conquering the thing that holds the things that hold omniverses is now justified.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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I can ignore the spelling.

Unless it's funny.


Also, when did It become possible to scream a dramatic no sexily?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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The author loves Trelawney for some reason.

"She's da coolest fucking teacher ever"
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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At the same time it became possible to flirt depressedly...

Ugh, stupid My Immortal.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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I've never read the story you guys are talking about, and for the sake of my brain cells I doubt I ever will.
Praise the Sun
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If you can stomach it, then you will know exactly what to never ever do in order to write a story.


Even so, I'm amazed it has not dissolved into some kind of general makeup-filled emotastic suicidal orgy by now.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Oh, not for lack of trying...

They have plenty of sex scenes and wrist slitting business they attend to...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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You mean "Trevolry".
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Path to becoming as powerful as all gods combined:

1.Get Trollforce Master
2.Read the story

Path to becoming something so overpowered with a nigh unlimited power supply and almost no bounds:

1.Get Trollforce Master
2.Write something as horrible asMy Immortal

Path to becoming more powerful than the above path to be???????????:

1.Follow steps one and two of the above
2.Use that power to write even more horrible stories
3. Gain power from step two and repeat step two in an infinite manner
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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Yeah, that's not only impossible, it's terrifying.

If you have the mental fortitude for THAT, you get the gold medal of trolling. Forever.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Trollforce master covers that. Seeing as I just devised a feasible way to become nigh omnipotent do we have a general consensus that any person who is a troll gets their account deleted?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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We already reached that consensus.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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