Internet Awesomeness 2: Reloaded

[Zaleramancer]

Huh Wha?

The combination of sleepyness and my immortal has turned most of my brain into mush right now.

Use tha little wurds.

[neogenetica]

I came up with a way to turn trolls into omniverse razing beings of power almost as great as ours.

[Zaleramancer]

So...

Satan/Voldemort and our vampiric mary sue protagonist go to a movie, strip and begin making out.

Some lady shouts at them to leave... So Ebony leaps forward and drains all the blood from her body.

Everyone in the theater screams. And then claps because those two look so cute together.



That is so improper. Casual murder on the first date?!? What kind of world are we living it here?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Madness, I tell you. Madness.

These dern whippersnappers with their sexin' in the cinema, and their satanic intercourse...

[Zaleramancer]

Oh.

Did you know that Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is the goddess of awful fanfiction?

She is just behind Barney, God of Hatred Beyond the Fanbase but before Rose Potter, Goddess of Canon Defilement, New Powers As the Plot Demands, and Unnecessary Nudity.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

As thong with sexy on the butt. The BUTT. The part that is really thin and fits between your buttcrack. Freaking idiot!

(UGGGGH!!! Where's the Berserker Rage smiley???)

[Zaleramancer]

Edward Cullen, God of Shitty Vampires

All Hail!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I ain't worshiping that. Freakin' sparkly, marble-skin, perfectly-chiseled vampire.

I don't worship statues...

[Zaleramancer]

I wonder If they would make a good disco-ball..

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, but they'd make better pinatas.

Invulnerable, so they never break, and they STILL pour out all the sweet, mushy stuff a kid could want.

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, dear...

That is some epic failage...

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