I just got boredd and decided to crunch some numbers.
Anyway, you'd be surprised how many think it is possible.
New rant:
Apparantly, I have an angry "witch" after my head. Here's the story:
1) I'm making a joke in Seniors' Lounge (a place of food for yr 11 + 12 students). It is about a particular negative group and I say "the Christians had the right idea; burn them at the stake like the Christians did with witches".
2) A "friend" of mine (lets call him "Bob") decides this is an insult to his Pagan friend (a "practicing witch").
3) This friend of mine puts this "insult" in a text message to her, along with the fact I'm Christian.
4) He tells me not to go near him if he is with two girls at the open day, since on of them want to "rip my head off" and do something disgusting with my esophagus.
Hehe, I've sent it off to a friend (and now this site), so even if her "magic" somehow hurts me, I would suddenly develop the power to summon a horde of angry Christians at her door. My church contains a lot of Christians (obviously), some who disbelieve Evolution to the extreme; if they do not like that, how would they react to a witch with seemingly concrete evidence to back them up? They don't need to know the truth about the whole thing.
There; an insurance policy: Myself-style.