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Re: messed up contest.

jester_of_god
actually that was the best possible situation knowing that manga.
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Re: messed up contest.

Marvelous Miscreant
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...There is definatly something better than that.
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Re: messed up contest.

Zaleramancer
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No.

There are much worse things.

Much.
Much.

Worse..  
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: messed up contest.

Marvelous Miscreant
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There are also, better outcomes.

Much.
Much.
Better...
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Re: messed up contest.

Zaleramancer
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Not in that universe.


Once there was a girl, who was in a car(I think, I'm to scared to check) accident near where Fran lived.

Fran doesn't like to let people die.. So she saved her.

The result?






















This.

And this is one of the less horrific stories.


“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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I still think there are better outcomes....I remain optimistic.
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Re: messed up contest.

jester_of_god
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The story ends with her evolving into a preying mantis and eating her boyfriends head after intercourse.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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So?
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I'm on chapter 34, why am i still reading this....
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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Yes. Which is rather mild compared to like..

The one with the babies...
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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The mind refuses to believe what it sees, and keeps going.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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This story sounds strange, but not horrifying like you guys claim it is.
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jester_of_god
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Refress my  memory, which one was the one with the babies? are youtalking about the medusa head one, the octopus girl one, the giant whale women, or something else?
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I think he means the one with the insects and the cocoon births
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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jester_of_god
OH right, you mean where she figured out how to make women lay insect eggs and her idea was stolen, but then all of the would be infants get eaten from the inside out by insect larvae.
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The one where they managed to get the external womb things.

In one scene, a bug got on one of the womb things, then when the baby was "born".. A swarm of bugs flew out.

..

That vivid image will never leave..


Fran will never let anyone die.

But her help usually ends in a fate worse than death.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Sounds stupid....You guys made me think this story was some horrific crime against the mind, but it just sounds a little creepy.
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Yes.

That was possibly one of the more horrific of the things I read.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Go read it then.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Philote
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You should give it a read Marv.
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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