Generic (Totally Original) Fantasy Roleplay. Part III.

[Zaleramancer]

When I start feeling more friendly towards fantasy games.

That may take awhile.

[Mik_Hael]

Vent your anger out on us or allow each of us to take turns narrating adventures. Which will give you a chance to make your own character in a game that will not attempt to kill you within the first half hour. You can use fire mage if ye want.

[Zaleramancer]

I'll probably mope and sulk for awhile before I do anything useful again. =_=

[Zaleramancer]

Zale wrote

DM wrote

A wizard named Alwater?

That strikes me as suicidal.

DM wrote

Yup.

[Mik_Hael]

-.-

[Zaleramancer]

I'm not sure if he just hates wizards or something..

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Well....wizards are ussualy cheap

[Mik_Hael]

Guess now is not a good time to bring up that I wanted to base a wizard class after Daffy Duck's insane hallucinations from the new looney toons.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Then why say anything?......

[Zaleramancer]

    Torapart as Cyran Alaem, Elven Ranger
    Jacior as Syrith Morcu, Elven Fighter
    Keegan__D as Dathus Monteal, Elven Rogue
    Human Paragon as a Sir Jory Stone., Human Eldritch Knight
    Zale as Alfire Tossen, Human Mage
    Todash as Alric, Human Barbarian
    Elfstone as Elghinn, Magus of the Blade
    Igneel as Branwen, Human Shapeshift Druid

So.. here's the party.

Notice I'm the only person who uses magic that is not a possible melee fighter. I also have the lowest health total.

Apparently, the Alpha Wolf is of human level intelligence, and somehow divined that my character was a mage. Thus he decided to attack me first.

He also said we would need a horse.

If I had been off the horse, I would not have had to make concentration checks to cast spells while riding.

If I had not had to make concentration checks, then I would have successfully cast my spells.

If I had successfully cast my spells, I would be less dead.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You may wish to find a new DM then.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Because THE WIZARRRRRRRRD segment is amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I

[Mik_Hael]

[Mik_Hael]

Yep, so far from that I"ve got

Vast elemental control
Long range portal divination capable of spanning time space
Barrier summoning
Demonic realm portal summoning
Dragon summoning
Dominion over monsters
The Force
Eye lightinging
levitation
defy graviy
the ability to summon cubes that your enemies explode in.
and probably more that I've simply not seen.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

You realize that, if you do this, you have to play as the laziest wizard possible. Like, doesn't even move, does all his magic from a floating recliner. Take all those wicked powers, use them to open doors, impress chicks, and order take out, and nothing else.

[Mik_Hael]

He climbed a mountain by literally walking up it, apparently explores desserts and icy plains for fun, and apparently frequents barbarian dens for food. He's selfish  but in this one he's not as lazy.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You, Jester, are not allowed to have something like that.

[Zaleramancer]

Apparently, It's our fault for not working together.

[Mik_Hael]

I content with the half demon king of monsters.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

The point is that all of those things are just Daffy imagining stuff while going about his day. It's funny because he's using phenomenal cosmic power to cross the street, change the channel, and cook hotdogs.