Game: Randomizer Wars!

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

No, I'm not Vault. I use the same name on the main site as I do here.

[jester_of_god]

thankfully no but my laptop is.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

 that was rather clever.

[jester_of_god]

..."insert comment." Okay then neverthe less I need to type of the finish to our fight.

       I don't know if he heard me before I reached you, if you caught me out of the corner of your eyes, or if my luck was actually that bad, but never the less before I could reach you, you turned and spat a stone directly into my ribs, after hearing a few cracks , I started to fall, but not before releasing a small doll I made out of a paperclip, from my bag. As you started to draw in your second breath to hit me again in mid air, the doll took the opportunity and slipped into your throat, sliding down the esouphogus into the lungs, and started to reak havock. You coughed him up in a few seconds but the damage was done, conditionier in your beathed was tinged red and their was a searing pain in your lungs from the open wounds.o more deep breaths.

         Meanwhiule I fell, hard,I think I might have landed on a rock, either way theirs a dull pain and numbing sensation going from my left handm to my shoulder blade where it erups into a searin pain. As I struggle to to get up, I catch you falling out of the tree and see read splotches covering your shirt, "At least the doll was able to do the job right." I struggle up and get a group of dolls to pop my shoulder back in place "Son of a...gh." I see that the dolls are starting to encircle you but I call them offf, to form a circle around us. "You can't use your powers at the moment, so a hundred to one isn't exactly fair"

"Was it fair to begin with?" you manage to choke.

"Well considering that my opponent was a walking fire hose turned machine gun, I'll have to say yes." I shuffle to my feet and get into a fighting stance, as I see you do the same, and we charge towards each other.
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I'll post the rest later after a short review from you guys.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Whoa, hold on. Aren't you going to take my last move into account?

[jester_of_god]

sorry, I didn't catch that one, I'll have to rewrite the entire thing thenin that case...but quickquestion ,how can you see anything?

[jester_of_god]

No matter what fight I get into I turn out to be the evil one....let's see, how much damage did you recieve from the combination of the fall, and the hit to the back of the skull with the stone staff?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

(  I am not on my knees because I want to be. I can barely stand and this move is more of a last act of desperation, and your not really evil insomuch as we have different opinions. I'm playing a character who values beauty above all else and here you are killing naturally beautiful animals. It's going to piss me off a bit.)

[jester_of_god]

How are you withstanding the vast opposing force generated by the conditioner torrent?

[Zaleramancer]

The same way you effortlessly avoided his attacks, I suppose.

[jester_of_god]

nvm, I'll redo the post, but at this point if I can't come up with anything better I might end up slitting yhour jugular with a pair of scissors. I'm swamped with work and I  have a cold at the moment but I'll try to think up an alternative.

[jester_of_god]

Zale not now.

[Zaleramancer]

Not now what?

[jester_of_god]

Sorry I thought that was a crack at me. But actually I have't been dodgin his attacks, i've been running the entire time apparently.I've got a minor concussion, several broken ribs, and I'm covered in cuts and brises, that are covered in Hair conditioner.

[Zaleramancer]

Hair Conditioner, Huh?

[jester_of_god]

open up a cut and poor hair conditioner on it. The link is common sense.

Random man: "My house burnt down, my dog left me,and my scratch off lotto ticket failed."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

End this so other people can fight. Even if it's just "And then they tied"

[jester_of_god]

The only story I've got at the moment is this.

"Darn it. Ducking behind a tree I avoided most of the blow from the torrent of conditioner, the already swamped field soon began to get flooded until I was up to my knees in hair conditioner. WHich gave me an Idea.

After a few seconds all was still and the torrent stopped, you look around for me when suddenly the pool of conditioner behind you begins to buble and I ise from the muck covered in mud men and stab you in the jugular with a pair of scissors I had used to craft the animal dolls. Blood gushes form your neck and you soon fall out due to lack of oxygen in the brain. As your soul leaves your body, I grab it, thrust it back in, and sew up the wounds, making a new doll . I then grant it it's freedom and try to limp my way to the nearest hospital."

I either have to think of something etter or flesh this one out more.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

.....just go with that.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I cough and rub my stitched up neck, wondering vaguely if this soul doll thing made me immortal. "Well, maybe my assessment of that guy was off. Maybe I'll thank him. After he thanks me of course. After all, his hair is going to be gorgeous for weeks!
(Okay, now it can be someone else s turn.)