Funny Captcha Challenges

[Marvelous Miscreant]

...so basically it doesn't really matter.

[jester_of_god]

and once again it does I just want to know why Zaler isn't the one responding.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You'll be evil no matter what, so it doesn't really matter.

[Zaleramancer]

The A.I noticed when you put the cameras into a loop. The fact that anything that moved suddenly started repeating itself/ teleporting around the room gave it away. It moved to examine the software controlling the cameras for errors, though it took several second to repair.

After fixing the cameras it was alerted to the fact that the company president wished to speak with it. It sees an immobile president and an unknown person. In compliance to the internal laws that govern it, it sends for medical attention for the president, just in case.

Because of the fact that it has never seen you before, it assumes that you must have had something to do with the current condition of the president. It locks down the part of the facility you are in and alerts the authorities.

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OR..

The A.I refuses to allow you access to it's systems due to the fact that you are not registered on it's list of company programmers or repairmen. If it let anyone access it's core programming, it would be hacked constantly.

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OR..

Due to the fact that It can not see anyone in the office, it realizes the cameras are broken. It holds off on allowing you to repair it until they are repaired, at which time It sees the current condition of the president.

[Zaleramancer]

The computer is just doing it's job.

Whatever that is..

Unless the company is evil..

[Zaleramancer]

I was temporarily busy.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Of course.

[jester_of_god]

You think I was dumb enough to create a loop that didn't return all objects to their original positions. Think again.

Zaleramancer wrote

The A.I noticed when you put the cameras into a loop. The fact that anything that moved suddenly started repeating itself/ teleporting around the room gave it away. It moved to examine the software controlling the cameras for errors, though it took several second to repair.

After fixing the cameras it was alerted to the fact that the company president wished to speak with it. It sees an immobile president and an unknown person. In compliance to the internal laws that govern it, it sends for medical attention for the president, just in case.

Because of the fact that it has never seen you before, it assumes that you must have had something to do with the current condition of the president. It locks down the part of the facility you are in and alerts the authorities. I'm sure that if this was an evil company the last thing they would want is police intervention.

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The A.I refuses to allow you access to it's systems due to the fact that you are not registered on it's list of company programmers or repairmen. If it let anyone access it's core programming, it would be hacked constantly. stole the repairmans identification, So I'm technically on the list

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Due to the fact that It can not see anyone in the office, it realizes the cameras are broken. It holds off on allowing you to repair it until they are repaired, at which time It sees the current condition of the president. But computer how can I repair the cameras without checking your internal hardrive, everything in the company runs through you.

 

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Even I am smart enough to do that.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

But I doubt an AI of this calibur would be fooled by a loop. It could tell if it was repeating itself.

[jester_of_god]

I'm not trying to go the super genius way at the moment, I'm trying to do something an average citizen could.

[jester_of_god]

Either way the loop isn't exactly neccessary, I was trying to make a bug in the system.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Because you are an avergage citezen....or have you forgoten that?

[Zaleramancer]

Oh...kay..

If it's an evil company, then the A.I will have things on it that they won't want to get out. Because of this, you would have to have your identity checked several times before you could access it. The fact that the cameras are out would disallow you access until it can see you.


OR..


Not to mention that the President has a chip in his brain that measures biostatistics and sends them to the A.I, in case something like this happens. Evil is prepared, Mwhahaha.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Which Is why I think Jester will lose.

[jester_of_god]

Electro magnet shorts out chip.

[Zaleramancer]

Then the A.I goes into into panic mode because the chip is no longer transmitting.

It alerts any paramedics in the facility.

[jester_of_god]

Simple change in plan then, I short out the chip before shooting the president. The AI's call the Paramedics, who rush in to the annoyance of the president who appears perfectly fine, prompting them to believe either the AI or the President's chip is malfunctioning.

[Zaleramancer]

How does this help you?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

If the president has been shot how would he look fine? That doesn't make sense.