Funny Captcha Challenges

[jester_of_god]

That depends, what do I get to use, any powers or just stuff already invented?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Zaleramancer]

So long as you have less power than it would take to single-handedly take over a small country, anything.

[jester_of_god]

....remember what you said a long time ago in the Fantasy thread or perhaps it was Lords of creation, about the peasant and the stick. You'll have to be a bit more descriptive.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

What ever you pick...you'll lose.

[Zaleramancer]

I look forward to that. Choose your weapon, Young Grasshopper.

[jester_of_god]

Okay, in that case i choose one gun, a screwdriver, some hacking software, a powerful electromagnet, a role of tape, and some wire cutters.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I still think you'll lose....it's smarter than you.

[Zaleramancer]

A soft female voice announces to you, "Your move."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Why are you guys even doing this?

[Zaleramancer]

Why not?

It's fun.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Yeah, but I'm left out of it....

[jester_of_god]

I shoot the company president in the base of the spne, cutting off motor control and use his body as a puppet to axcess the main building. From their I Knock out a maintenance worker and steal there uniform to do some mandatory work on the camera systems, replacing their footage with an infinite reloop with  the hacking software. I take the president into the room, the computer sees the cameras are malfuncitoning but notices two biosignes, one being the executive, and one assuming to be someone whom he brought with him. I'll tell it that I'm there to make some quick updates to it's system during which it will power down, or at least enter sleep mode, from there I'll mess up the wiring system and reboot, it'll complain about a problem and i'll say that I need to check it's programming, from there I should have axcess to it's control system. A quick readjustment of it's systems should cause it to loose it's orbit, plummeting to the earth. A few further adjustments and I could pinpoint the location of the business and cause it to crash there. Before it does however I'll escape through the ventilation system.

However for this plan I'd also need a voice recorder.

[Zaleramancer]

I can make a separate thread for you to do this, If you want.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Yeah no.....

[jester_of_god]

by the way, I have a question, am I the evil one in this or is the computer evil?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Does it matter?

[jester_of_god]

actually yes, yes it does.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

How so?

[jester_of_god]

It determines how evil I can be in my planning and what my motives are which in turn allows me to change my approach.