To prevent thread off topic-ness!
In observes you moving at a snails pace through high speed cameras, as it can easily process that amount of visual information. It is in no real danger, as the core of it's intelligence is stored in a orbiting satellite. After sending several millisecond to consider various plans, in which time you have moved half a step, it decides to alert it's employers/owners that a babbling lunatic is about to damage the interface it is using.
It then activates the emergency weaponry in the room, which is flooded with several kinds of dangerous energy and projectile weapons. While simultaneously sending for a cleaning drone to fix the room after you are disposed of.
It then continues to go about whatever it was doing before you interrupted it with your babbling lunacy.
All this in less than two seconds, after which your burnt and distorted body hits the floor.
Whatca gonna do now, Jester?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather