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Celadon's Penultimate
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um...the quantum theory, pertaining to human mortality; the person never truly dies, because somewhere in the vast infinity of supposed alternate universes or "alterverses" as I call them when I want to be lazy, a version of them still survives (or is just being born); if ever proven to be true, it validates the theory of reincarnation as well...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Which is why I know, in real life, it's total bull-pucky...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Zaleramancer
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Meh.. I was looking at it as more of something that might make an interesting superpower, than a theory to think about.



But you might know more about it than me.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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I mean, I could make a good evil-like power from it.


A probability manipulating power, Whenever you are about to take damage that would be lethal this power makes it miss or be stopped and an alternative version of you in another universe dies in your place.


Evil though.


“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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jester_of_god
Franken Fran had a villian like that.
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ha! nice...

but still it would have to be based on that theory...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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...


You've read that?


I'm going to back away now.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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What's it about???
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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surprisingly a few of the chapters aren't that horrible........although considering the average caliber of the nightmares I had before I started reading the series maybe I shouldn't be the one to judge.
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....


Think horrible body horror...


God.. That shit is fucked up.




In one of them, there's this woman who is terrified of cockroaches.


After being almost killed by superintellegent ones, she wakes up to find herself looking unwounded.


Then Fran tells her that she found a use for the dead cockroaches.

She had made new skin for the woman out of their shells.

..


Or the caterpillar one..

.. I'm nauseous now.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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It makes me nauseated..




... Like the one where they do that baby one..


“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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O.o
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Yes.

o.O



Don't read it, trust me.


I just skimmed through it, and still. Gah..


“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Celadon's Penultimate
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I've seen pics from it before, and it seemed terrible, but...

O>o.O.O..Ooo<>oo>o._o

just googled it.

Never again.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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jester_of_god
those with weak constitutions best stay away...on second thought anyone who is considered sane should stay away
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And I will do that...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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You.. Googled it..



o_o


Your brain will never forget.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Um, yeah.

So...scarred for life. Ya know. Workin' it.

I'm gonna work on a wiki now; ya know, let my inner child rock back and forth in the deepest corners of my mind, reciting a nursery rhyme and other random gibberish; that sorta thing...typical psychological trauma stuff...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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jester_of_god
I warned ya'.

Just pop him in front of some old recasts of transformers and dexter's lab. He should be back to normal in a few days...or years.
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"DEEDEE GET OUT OF MY LA-BOR-A-TORY!"

"TRANS-FORMERS...RO-BOTS IN DIS-GUISE!"

(10 years later)

"Hey I think it's startin' to wear off...! Oh, no, just thought of it again...Oh, well, maybe the thought of my wedding next week will cheer me up..."
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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