DENIED!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

For the Mods: If you find a particularly funny power on the main site that is up for review, post it here.

Give us all a good laugh.

I'll start.

ShinobiNecro13 (which is likely a Necronero alter ego) wrote

Name: ButtKickery

Overview: The ability to kICK BUTT

Description: Lets you beat the Living crap out of people

Pros:

You can beat people up

You can kill people

No one will mess with you

Cons:

You'll get aressted

It knows friends nor Foe only Death

Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris can still beat you

Tags: butt,kick,awesome

Date added: 2009-03-18 18:49:17

Added by: ShinobiNecro13

[Marvelous Miscreant]

This just made my day...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Now, I just hope the other mods find some equally, or superior-ly, funny ones. In fact, I have one, I'd like to see here. I forgot to add it before making this...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

The_Fender wrote

Name: Balls Of God

Overview: The ability to createl balls at your finger tips that can go through anything

Description: Cna make balls that go through anything

Pros:

Can stop crime while throwing at someone

At your fingertips

At will

Cons:

Should not be used wrongly

Limited to only 1/ Finger

Needs precipitated water

Tags: balls ,finger,tips

Date added: 2010-09-13 17:46:22

Added by: The_Fender

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Needs precipitated water? What?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That's the kinda crap we deal with...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

How have you not lost your sanity?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

One of the many reasons I have religion.

Cause, believe me, it gets WORSE...

[neogenetica]

GAAAAH! The very name brings to mind literally unholy images!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Can't wait to see more. They make me laugh.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I thought for a second that it might be mean to humiliate folks who submit ridiculous powers...but then I thought, "If others do it along with me, it's okay!"



Whew, THAT cleared my conscience.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Trigger wrote

Name: Strength

Overview: The ability to endless Strength

Description: Have super strength and lift all kinds of weights and destroy anything with owns strength

Pros:

Break Anything and Anyone

Destroy

Awesomeness

Cons:

Careful

Light footed

Light weight and touch on everything

Tags: Strength, Awesome, Popular

Date added: 2011-07-19 16:23:17

Added by: Trigger

[Marvelous Miscreant]

That one is practically begging to be insulted.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

My thoughts exactly.

I mean, I wouldn't mind the bad grammar as much if it at least was a coherent idea.

But...since it's not...I must ridicule.

[jester_of_god]

.....so let me get this straight...this power basically gives someone limitless strength...so if they wanted to they could punch the earth in half.....and limitless strength translates into limitless speed as well................yeah, keep this denied.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 indeed...

[jester_of_god]

If someone posts something along the lines of what you deleted its on your head.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Not really. They wouldn't be wrong.