What I'm sick of is going through this song and dance almost every time the two of you post next to one another.
It's just words on the internet. They don't, in the grand scheme of your life, matter. So, what I ask of both of you is this. Every single time you think of replying to one another, please ask yourself "Is this going to lead to us wasting a page on some trivial fight?" If yes, don't post it.
This is a perfect example. Posting this could only reignite the argument.
Hey son, wanna' learn how ta' make witch balls?