Who the most Badass character you can think of?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Well, how else are they supposed to mine the moon?

[WonderDrow]

They are not supposed to mine the moon. But they can always moon the mine.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

No one tells dwarfs what they are, and are not, allowed to mine. Little buggers would mine Hell if they managed to dig into it.

Dwarfs are badass in pretty much everything.

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[WonderDrow]

Dwarves should play minecraft. It's perfect for them.

Oh wait..



Never mind.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Hehehe...A Pokemon card for Minecraft characters.

[Zaleramancer]

This was GV's first post.

:D

[Zaleramancer]

Let's talk about Granny Weatherwax, shall we?

"I'm going to tell you this." she said, "Because you won't understand it and you won't remember. There was once a wicked ole witch named Black Aliss. She was an unholy terror. There's never been one worse or more powerful. Until now. Because I could spit in her eye and steel her teeth, see. Because she didn't know Right from Wrong, so she got all twisted up inside and that was the end of her."
 "Trouble is, you see, if you do know Right from Wrong you can't choose Wrong. You can't do it and live. So ... if I was a bad witch I could make his muscles turn against his bones and break them where he stood ... if I was bad. I could do things inside his head, change the shape he thinks he is, and he'd be down on his knees and begging to be turned into a frog ... If I was bad. I could leave him with a mind like a scrambled egg, listening to colors and hearing smells ... If I was bad. Oh yes." There was another sigh, deeper and more heartfelt. "But I can't do none of that stuff. That wouldn't be right."
 She gave a deprecating little chuckle. And if Nanny Ogg had been listening, she would have resolved as follows: that no maddening cackle from the Black Aliss of infamous memory, no evil little giggle from some crazed Vampyre who's morals were worse than his spelling, no side-splitting guffaw of the most inventive torturer, was quite so unnerving as a happy little chuckle from a Weatherwax about to do what's best.

She was mean to be a Bad Witch, but her sister stole that from her and forced her to become good. So Granny is a Good Witch.. But not necessarily nice.

She's the leader of the witches that they don't have. After all, there's no such thing as a Queen of Witches: Granny wouldn't allow it.

Trolls, huge creatures of living stone, consider her someone to be dreaded.

Dwarves would rather go around a mountain than risk meeting her.

She once threatened Death himself..

Granny Esmeralda Weatherwax..  

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 She's just so not-nice, you had to post her twice, huh?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

You want an example of the pure will that old woman has?

She once had her blood sucked by vampires to try and turn her into one. This only let her inside of them, so she could subvert their wills from within.

She didn't turn into a vampire. They started turning into her.

She is the single most terrifying protagonist I'd never want to face.

[Myself]

WonderDrow wrote

Dwarves should play minecraft.

I actually have a friend with dwarfism who plays Minecraft. What's more, he is a griefer, so he is Diggy Diggy Hole is the property of others.  

[Myself]

Fun fact: the condition he was originally diagnosed with was autism, a condition I too have, though not as severe; I am able to speak, for instance and love to do so. Having Asperger's Syndrome, a form of Autsim, makes this speech often about superpowers or another area of interest.

Although there is a major difference in play, of course, I am not a mathematical genius.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Yeah, kinda makes you think, doesn't it? So many folks we diagnose as being insane may very well be superhumans (or at least changing normals) in the making.

Superhuman Memory (and Panmnesia), precognitive dreams...I mean, even kooky dreams that seem useless, and intoxicated hallucinations may be insights into the supernatural, that have become so commonplace as to be taken for granted.

Who knows? We may all have a little bada** in us.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden.

Look him up. He's in the phone book, under Wizards.

No wait, that pictures isn't totally accurate. Hold on....


Pictured: Harry Dresden and his friend Sue

There we go.

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden, named for three magicians and one of the worlds most famous firebombings, is the worlds first openly practicing wizard. Working out of Chicago, Harry takes grate strides to protect the city from supernatural threats when he isn't looking for cheating spouses and finding peoples keys for them.

He believes in the Koan of Peter Parker religiously ("with great power" you know how it ends), has a chivalric streak a mile wide that he just can't seem to break, lives in a basement apartment with his cat and his magic talking skull, and every year or so he has the worst day of his life. That's consecutively, every years worst day trumps last years. Also, he just will not stay dead. He's to stubborn.

When it comes to magic, the man isn't subtle. He doesn't have either the age or experience for elegant of tricky magic. Harry is a hammer. He is a very good, very destructive, hammer. Big, flashy, quick and dirty spell casting is where he shines. His exploits include:

-Blasting a Loup-Garou (Think werewolf of steroids and PCP) through three buildings.
-Channeling a thunderstorm to blow up a demon. While naked.
-Starting a war with the vampires over a single life by burning down their mansion.
-Hitting a dark wizard with a car. (As in, flipping a parked car on top of him.)
-Pouring fire into the heart of the Winter Faes territory.
-Killing a Xenomorph. Yes, that thing from alien. In a way that makes total sense.
-The incident pictured above. With the dinosaur.

and that's not even getting into the big spoilers. That war with the vampires I mentioned? He ends it to. Not gonna say how, but I bolded that word for a good reason.

[WonderDrow]

It's Saitama from the Manga "OnePunch-Man".  

He's a small bald kid who got his own original problem.  

He's Over Powered so any enemy becomes boring.
Lol. It's one of the most interesting new manga I've read in a while.

Actually he's not much of a badass really.  
People don't even recognise him as a hero.
Even after he registered as a hero.

But that whole unknown but overpowered hero thing is a bit of the punch-line.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

The joke with Saitama is that he's basically this comic:


Also, the art is pretty godly. I'm talking better animation than most T.V. shows.

Even though these are three characters they count as one because they pilot the same mecha (background of the picture).

They are the protagonists from the anime series Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and they are commonly seen as the most badass characters and mecha in all of fiction.

[WonderDrow]

[Whaliens123]

Ooooh, this is a hard one. I'd have to pick either Edward or Connor Kenway from the Assassin's Creed series. I know I've only played the first game, but I've seen the trailers for both number 3 and 4, and they are both epic.

Connor and Edward Kenway, respectively.

[WonderDrow]

Kai of the Kyou tribe from the manga Kingdom.

At young age she had been trained by her tribe to become an assasin.  

Thanks to her talent she was selected to take part in a special ritual.
That ritual brings 2 people of each tribe together for a ultimate deadmatch.
The single one that survives will receive a famous title.

But before that ritual took place, her friend drugged her so that she would be to late for the ritual.
After she arrived, the ritual had already ended. Her friend was among the corpses of the defeated.
The older women of the tribes ordered her to commit suicide. She killed them.

Then she set out for a quest of revenge on the one with the title.
Eventually she finds that person. Together with 22 more assasins especially gathered to kill Kai.

They underestimated the depth of her dance.