Who the most Badass character you can think of?

[Mik_Hael]

This old man.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Ole Grandpa Kickass.

[Mik_Hael]

Anyone else notice that he actually spelled

RK

heart

ED

with the muggers blood, on the street?

[Zaleramancer]

Yes. Yes I did.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

It was kinda obvious.

[Mik_Hael]

It, is time.

A vote, for

WHO IS THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Ohhh, bad idea. Let's not. I'd rather not have a huge argument over who each of us thinks is the most badass.

[Zaleramancer]

The Cheese.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, not to mention, there's so many characters in the multiverse, there's no way we could properly gauge...especially with our varying opinions.

[Mik_Hael]

Which is why we each submit three. Then each of us vote on which character is the most badass out of those three, and then we each vote on who is the most badass out of the ones that are left in groups of two, with no one able to vote for their own character.

Eventually only one will be left.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

No.

That will not work.

They'll be put up for judging, pitted against one another, then they'll all kill each other, leaving only one. Then the last one left will die, since he's not gonna be the one I picked. Then you all will swarm around me and make me pass away and die.

Then Gaugamon will arise, and engage you all in war, destroying Celadon in the process.

I can't let you all destroy Celadon.

That's Gaugamon's job...

[Mik_Hael]

......It will be held on this thread. In no way will any of them ever fight each other in this thread.

My postings are

The master grandpa from history's strongest disciple

Violence Jack from the manga which caries his namesake

Jesus, from the manga Jesus, not the christian diety, but an X mercenary.

Dante from the anime series Devil May Cry.

and the old man from the video at the top of this page.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I don't wanna die!

[Mik_Hael]

Submit your contestants.

[Mik_Hael]

Actually while I'm here I'll also submit dante from the Anime Devil May Cry, not the comic, the anime.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Fine...I submit:

Chuck Norris.

Master Chief from the Halo series.

Kratos, from "God of War"

[Mik_Hael]

Chuck Norris is inelligible.

[Mik_Hael]

Before you ask why two reasons.

1. He's King Badass, and also the closest thing to an omnipotent being due to Chuck Norris Facts.com.

2. He's an actual person, not a character. So be afraid, be very afraid.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

So?

The actual existing human version of him is not the Chuck Norris to whom I refer.

I'm talking about the quasi-homoerotically-worshiped pseudo-god character that fanboys made OF him.

[Mik_Hael]

I get it, you want to break the system. Alright. In that case he's inelligble due to the Chuck Norris fact that he is actually diceased, as of seven or so years ago. Deaths Timidity does change this.