no, no, no, I know it's either one or three of several possibilities, Either I'm insane and think that the internet is an actual place carrying it's own set of rudimentary physics and defined space or I was simply trying to make a point while keeping up the needed comedy criteria for these posts, you don't want to know the third....
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.