Warriors of Myth Characters

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Um...you really wanna try that on a planet of all guys. They might find POWER attractive.

Just hope they don't think you have a cute butt...

They might go all Sodom and Gomorrah on you...

[jester_of_god]

each to their own

[neogenetica]

Ive heard people say that the stars were arranged.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Ever heard somebody say that every third star in the sky was an emissary from the mothership?

Or that Michael Jackson was subliminally sending messages through his music videos about aliens and the new world order?

Or that if you look close enough between the line designs of the 20 dollar bill, you can see alien faces?

Not jokin' people...

[jester_of_god]

yes, they were.

[neogenetica]

Oh gosh do NOT mention the people who live there's habits, DO NOT.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

They were, but that's besides the point; that's a matter of religion, not conspiracy theory.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I won't...

[neogenetica]

Good boy, gives wolf a cooked steak and a shiny.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

But did you know that some folks think that Mars was once habitable? That Earth used to be called Tiamat, like that pagan dragon goddess? That they think that Earth and Mars SWITCHED orbits....???

[Zaleramancer]

Implied rape and homophobia all in one post...

[jester_of_god]

"Beep" "Beep" "Beep"

"Warning" "warning" "warning" "Coherency lost" "Coherency lost"

Darn it, This things always breaking "Wacks it on the side with closed fist"

"Coherency found" "readings normal"

There fixed.

[neogenetica]

Funny this thread is about myths and now we HAVE gotten into actual mythology in a way.

[Zaleramancer]

It could have been.


If It had a bit more water and some plants.. Wait, do you mean by HUMANS? I don't think that's possible.



Some people somewhere might have called the earth Tiamat. It wasn't always called Earth.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That is not homophobia. What would YOU do for love if you lived on an all-guy planet? You're all nearly immortal, and divinely handsome...and you're already sons of fallen angels, so you're not getting into heaven ANYWAYS...

MM-HMM That's right...They want some giant alien half-demon man-lovin'. And who do ya think they'll get it from? Mr. Fresh-meat jester-of-god. Like I said; hope they don't think you have a cute butt...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

And yes, I mean they think it was once inhabited by HUMANS, and somehow their DNA got transmitted here (don't know WHAT they did for THAT to happen...>.>) so technically we're ALL alien.

OKAY...back on track, please. Nibiru gives me hives if I stay near it too long. o.O

[jester_of_god]

I was planning to eradicate all life on the planet....

also I wouldn't actually live their, I'd only own it so no one else could take it over....also Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss If you ever mention that again, I'll send you to the pinkest part of San Fransisco and imprison you there for three days.

[neogenetica]

Im pretty sure at least the ones on earth had females of their own kind where do you think ancient godesses came into the picture? Anyway no more talking about their strange and disturbing recreational habbits.

[Zaleramancer]

...



Ok you win.. Sorry.


Thought, Shadowulf, I Have to ask.. Why are you envisioning  "They want some giant alien half-demon man-lovin'."


o,o

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Um...kay. Nuff said. No more of that then.

BACK TO THE RP AT HAND!