"I don't see why my tax dollars should go to treating other peoples Pokemon. I don't think the government should be involved in Pokemon centers at all, making them into private business would increase competition and lead to better service all around. Isn't that what Pokemon is about, competition?"
"Lost your last buck in a trainer battle, huh? That why you should have invested in gold when you had the chance. I have around 50,000 dollars worth of gold buried in the Safari Zone for just this sort of situation."
"They can't try us for anything here. If the city's Gym Leader is a water trainer then that means the courts are actually maritime courts, and bound by maritime law. They can only try you normally if you enter into a contract with the state."
I'm going to have fun with this one, oh yes.
Hey son, wanna' learn how ta' make witch balls?