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the ability to make people breathe in really deep, and then sneeze
the ability to make people clap their hands whenever they see the color red
the ability to make cows jump over the moon
the ability to turn any cat into a Cheshire Cat
the ability to breathe backward (breathing in lets out your air, breathing out lets in air)
the ability to reverse gastrointestinal functions (make people fart where they burp, and burp where they fart)
the ability to communicate with a command slugs/snails
the ability to scare octopi
the ability to smile wider than the typical human
the ability to speak to clouds, and they all sound like Fran Drescher
the ability to vaporize dust
the ability to turn time back only one second (and everyone is aware that time has turned back but you)
the ability to make normal-sized people midgets, and vice versa
the ability to change the size of peoples' feet or hands (but only one at a time)
the ability to continually shrink to one half your size everyday
the ability to continually grow by half your size everyday
the ability to eat infinitely, and instantaneously manifest the weight gain
the ability to turn green things blue
the ability to make others faster than you
the ability to make yourself slower than others
the presence of really sensitive nerve-endings
the ability to breathe invisible gases that only you can see, and which have harmful effects on you
the ability to breathe underwater, but only while you're out of water
the ability to breathe normal air, but only while underwater
the ability to make people feel attraction towards animals
the ability to make people shout "Me so horny" at random times
the ability to lick people without them thinking you're creepy or getting offended
the ability to spit melted marshmallow
the ability to make people have bad hygiene
the ability to make people have good hygiene
the ability to make people act like other people
the ability to turn into a tree, without the capability of ever turning back
the ability to lift anything, but not superhuman strength (lift with superhuman strength, but can't throw, crush, break, etc. with superhuman strength)
the ability to only see invisible things
the ability to phase through water
the ability to travel to an alternate dimension where everyone knows who you are and you're public enemy number one
the ability to change the tv channel without getting up
the ability to make animals happy
the ability make animals feel aroused
the ability to make insects feel aroused
the ability to negate an impending orgasm
the ability to make people want to study
the presence of bones that change in size randomly
the ability to sense people who DON'T have powers
the ability to sense people who wish they had powers
the ability to eat food, which in turn makes your FOE gain all the negative weight
the ability to make any phony substance actually work (fake drugs, now prescription or not, will work on you like the actual drug they were intended to look like)
the ability to shake out the exact amount of pills you should take
the ability to absorb people's headaches (you relieve theirs, while getting one yourself)
the ability to absorb radio frequencies into your mind, allowing you to hear what is transmitted through the frequencies, but the transmitted data replaces your other knowledge)
the ability to randomly switch IQ's with anyone you come into contact with
the ability to experience different emotions upon hearing certain words
the ability to make your genitals become less than what your mate desires at will
the ability to make pretty people even prettier, and ugly people uglier randomly
the ability to act as a fat vampire (you must suck the fat from victims to survive), accompanied by all the WEAKNESSES of a normal vampire (sunlight, garlic, holy symbols) and none of the benefits
the ability to get colder as temperature increases, and to get warmer as temperature decreases
the ability to change music into weird animal sounds
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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