The Omninet

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

***Bestnannyever*** joined Omnichat
BillyBishop joined Omnichat

***Bestnannyever***: hey
***Bestnannyever***: thats not your real name
***Bestnannyever***: right?
BillyBishop: Of course it is. I wouldn't want to go misrepresenting myself to anyone.
BillyBishop: Oh, excuses me. I'm Billy Bishop. How dreadfully rude of me not to introduce myself.
***Bestnannyever***: i saw.
***Bestnannyever***: you need to change that.
BillyBishop: Why?
***Bestnannyever***: you dont use your real name as your omninet handle
***Bestnannyever***: names have power dumb dumb
***Bestnannyever***: even across dimensions
***Bestnannyever***: especially across dimensions
***Bestnannyever***: you never know what could be watching

BillyBishop has quit Omnichat

***Bestnannyever***: so change it before someone else joins
***Bestnannyever***: oh

BillyBones joined Omnichat

***Bestnannyever***: really?
BillyBones: Is that not good?
***Bestnannyever***: just
***Bestnannyever***: never mind
***Bestnannyever***: omni how old are you?
BillyBones: Is someone else in the chat? Hello, it is a pleasure to meet you Mr. Omni.
***Bestnannyever***: no
***Bestnannyever***: i was asking you
***Bestnannyever***: i say omni because its dumb for me to say god
BillyBones: Why is that?
***Bestnannyever***:....
***Bestnannyever***: i am one
BillyBones: Oh my goodness!
***Bestnannyever***: oh my goddess more like it
***Bestnannyever***: bow down mortal
***Bestnannyever***: really though dont bow down
***Bestnannyever***: you totes are arnt you?
***Bestnannyever***: Billy
***Bestnannyever***: dingdong stop

[Marvelous Miscreant]

QuartzDude71 joined Omnichat

QuartzDude71: What's all this then?
QuartzDude71: Some kinda chat thing-a-ma-jig?
QuartzDude71: Sounds right up my alley
QuartzDude71: Let's have a go at it

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

***Bestnannyever***: yeah i think it runs through our boss or something
***Bestnannyever***: well not really our boss but
***Bestnannyever***: sort of our dad
***Bestnannyever***: and/or mom?
***Bestnannyever***: in gonna stop thinking about that because there are implications there that are squicky
***Bestnannyever***: so where you from?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

QuartzDude71: Ohhhh....tough question.
QuartzDude71: Loads of places really if I think about it
QuartzDude71: But...
QuartzDude71: I'm originally from a small little ball a rock that happens to orbit a binary star system.
QuartzDude71: It's a nice little place
QuartzDude71: And you?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

***Bestnannyever***: thats also a tough question
***Bestnannyever***: i am also from a nice rock
***Bestnannyever***: i was created there pretty soon after the world formed
***Bestnannyever***: but it turns out im also from another rock that existed before this rock but is gone now
***Bestnannyever***: but only technically
***Bestnannyever***: because im technically a completely different being than that person who is stone dead
***Bestnannyever***: but made in their image and with all their memories
***Bestnannyever***: except i only got the memories later so even thats weird
***Bestnannyever***: its like
***Bestnannyever***: oh no im on the bad rock *arrow to the back*
***Bestnannyever***: now im on the nice rock and i have no hands and can fly
***Bestnannyever***: between that?
***Bestnannyever***: nothing
***Bestnannyever***: the old rock sucked but this one is pretty cool i guess
***Bestnannyever***: even though i live in a desert
***Bestnannyever***: got a cool city with tons of cool people in it

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: What was the nature of your rock, Mr. QuartzDude71?
***Bestnannyever***: well look whos back
BillyBones: Did it have majestic mountains and plains of adventure? Was it beautiful? Oh do tell, please?
BillyBones: I realized you had not told me how long I should bow.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Penultimate0725 joined Omnichat
Penultimate0725: So...a chat thing? This is new. I rather like this. Chatty chat chat. Look at me, over here, talkin' and whatnot. Indeed. *cool shades*

Brutus_Bonaparte010 joined Omnichat
Brutus_Bonaparte010 *adjust butler tie* Sire, your dinner is ready. Also, it is really undignified that I have to join a chat room just to talk to you, when you're right in the next room. Could you please un-soundproof your walls?
Penultimate0725: Shush, you. I'm chatting.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

QuartzDude71: Well now
QuartzDude71: Where do I even begin?
QuartzDude71: It wasn't so much beautiful in the traditional sense
QuartzDude71:: Not much plant life to speak of
QuartzDude71: Oh but the structures
QuartzDude71:: there were so many
QuartzDude71: gleaming and sparkling as the rose and twisted through the sky
QuartzDude71: intertwining at beautiful angles
QuartzDude71: they were made from every sparkling gem and glistening mineral you could think of
QuartzDude71: it was all, just so beautiful

--Sharktooth-- joined Omnichat

--Sharktooth--: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaasp!!!!!!!111
--Sharktooth--: omgthatsoundssoprettyandawesomeandcool!!!!11!!1
QuartzDude71: Uh...wat?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

*Moo* joined Omnichat
*Moo*: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
*Moo*: Moooooo....

*Moo* has quit Omnichat

*Moo* has joined Omnichat
*Moo*: Ugh, hate when that happens...

[ParallelanPrincess]

LadyLibrarian joined Omnichat.

LadyLibrarian: What is this and why is it in my browser history
LadyLibrarian: Seriously whose been using my computer
LadyLibrarian: Who are you people

[Zaleramancer]

BumblingHero has joined Omnichat.

BumblingHero: What is a "Computer"?

Mentator has joined Omnichat

Mentator: Computer: (Noun) An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
Mentator: See also: Binary, Electronics, Computing, Turning.

Mentator has left Omnichat

BumblingHero: What's electricity? Is it like elections? Master Mirror Eye told me they have those in Hathan.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: Electricity comes from lightning.

[ParallelanPrincess]

LadyLibrarian: And lightning comes from Lord Zeus on Mount Olmypus
LadyLibrarian: Usually.
LadyLibrarian: If your lightning comes from any other source you should vacate the are
LadyLibrarian: Immediately
LadyLibrarian:Unless you want to die
LadyLibrarian: In that case stay put and wait

[Marvelous Miscreant]

QuartzDude71: I beg to differ.
QuartzDude71: You are so very wrong on that account.
QuartzDude71: Not about Zeus, but on the merits of alternate sources of lightning.
QuartzDude71: So...very wrong.
QuartzDude71: But I digress

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: I am actually pretty sure she is mistaken about this Zeus, as loath as I am to say.
BillyBones: Thunder and lightning were created by Mother Crim, in celebration of the birth of her grandchildren.
BillyBones: Or so it is believed in Southern Cross.
BillyBones: At least, I think. I regret that the religious practices and beliefs of Southern Cross have only been related to me in inebriated tales.

Tenenet has joined Omnichat

Tenenet: Zeus was an old Greek god.
Tenenet: He made the stuff in Greece.
BillyBones: How interesting.
Tenenet: Over here though?
Tenenet: Seth made it.

[Zaleramancer]

BumblingHero: Well, I'm really confused now.

Mentator  has joined Omnichat

Mentator: Zeus/Jupiter is/was/will be the sky/lighting god of the ancient myths of a place that is called/was called/will be called Greece/The Roman Empire. Greece/The Roman Empire was/is/will be a location/country/area on the planet Earth/Terra.
Mentator: Mother Crim: Database error(Null)
Mentator: Southern Cross: Also known as Crux, a constellation that is seen/was seen/will be seen on the southern/lowermost/uppermost hemisphere of Earth/Terra.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Penultimate0725: I must agree with Lady Librarian.
Penultimate0725: Zeus is actually quite well known as another great source of lightning.
Penultimate0725: Then again, so are his ministers, Astrape and Bronte. And his comrades the Elder Cyclopes who help Hephaestus make the lightning
Penultimate0725: And so is Thor.
Penultimate0725: And Perun.
Penultimate0725: And Indra.
Penultimate0725: *Ahem* Excuse the nerd-gasm. Just thought you should know.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: Southern Cross is a country where I'm from.
BillyBones: Not to say it's the country I am from, ghosts no, but it is an openly hostile neighbor.
***Bestnannyever***: im not sure we have anyone for lightning
***Bestnannyever***: maybe demon lady

[Zaleramancer]

Mentator: Saving "Southern Cross" as "Country/Origin of Billy Bones.
Mentator: Billy Bones file, accessing.. accessing. Accessed.
Mentator: Billy Bones: Necromantic Horr-

Zale  parasols down into Omnichat 

Zale: Oh, nonono. Shush. Different timeline and in the future besides. I'll have to take you back for tinkering.
Zale: Pardon him.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: He is, by all means, pardoned.
BillyBones: Do not worry.
BillyBones: But you seem to be mistaken about my home, it's not Southern Cross.
***Bestnannyever***: bb no
***Bestnannyever***: i know what youre doing
***Bestnannyever***: stop it
BillyBones: What have I done wrong now?
***Bestnannyever***: dont tell no one where you live
***Bestnannyever***: thats like
***Bestnannyever***: basic netiquette safety
BillyBones: There's a Netiquette? Oh dear me....