The Omninet

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

PhantomSpaceman Created Topic Space

PhantomSpaceman: Never go there.
PhantomSpaceman: Never go to space.
PhantomSpaceman: It is an awful, evil, desolate place filled with nothing but madness and broken dreams.
PhantomSpaceman: If you are in space at the moment I implore you to seek help, land immediately, or kill yourself to spare everyone the suffering.

[Mik_Hael]

Jester's disciple: Thanks for the hot info, already writing up the vacation plans.

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

WingsintheSky joined Omnichat

WingsintheSky: Really?
WingsintheSkyI thought space was a 3 dimensional area that people, objects and beings can move around in.
WingsintheSkyOr are you talking about the airless void that hangs above our heads right now?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

PhantomSpaceman: Airless?
PhantomSpaceman: No no thats wrong how can it possible be airless.

[Mik_Hael]

Jester's disciple joined omnichat.

Jester's disciple: Been there....wasn't as interesting as I thought.

Jester's disciple: You should try going to למה העיניים שלי כבר לצעוק ציפורניים של דם ואש it's a bit more interesting.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

--Sharktooth--: Boring....
--Sharktooth--: You guys are boring people
--Sharktooth--: So bored

[Zaleramancer]

Zale: If I ever teach magic, I'll have my pupil watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTWy25hRiI
Zale: Then tell me everything that we can learn from that mess.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: Oh my, that was the most enjoyable thing I've ever seen.
BillyBones: Is there more?

[Zaleramancer]

Zale: Yes. The planet it comes from has a very prolific entertainment industry.
Zale: If you like, I can arrange for some more films to be delivered to you, once I attend to certain.. important matters that are happening at the present.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: Do they each have the man with the strange accent? I enjoy that gentleman.

[Zaleramancer]

Zale: You'll have to be more specific.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones:  The large imposing man who spoke entirely in music. The Wizard man.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

BillyBones: I have no idea what happened.
BillyBones: I think I kicked a harpist across a room.
BillyBones: And I may have perhaps become a horse at some point?
BillyBones: The school is empty, for summer I suppose.
BillyBones: I woke up in a crypt. One of the deep ones. Alone. Very tired.
BillyBones: I have never been this tired in my life.
BillyBones: Nothing is on fire so I suppose that business we were to take care of went well.
BillyBones: I know I was involved, but past a certain point I just remember nothing.
BillyBones: Or I remember the same thing from different perspectives? Is that normal?
BillyBones: I'm ever so confused.