This is why I can't participate and be the GM.
It ends up with me pulling the "I am the GM, I win by default" card.
Or it will if this continues.
Do whatever you want then guys.
Ignore my attempts to do anything meaningful.
I am starting to just not care.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather