Superhuman Prison RP

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, is it permanent? If so, I'll gladly do the honors of shaving your head bald and finding some guy to start working on Cerebro for ya.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Naw, i'll be fine in a month or so.

[Philote]

Fell out of a tree

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, glad to hear it. I mean, if you had always been paraplegic, or were going to be that way permanently, that totally would have blown my mind. Don't know many people in wheelchairs.

Get better soon.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Wow... I'd love to say I sympathize, but, well, I kinda don't. I was freakin' part squirrel as a kid. Fell out of trees all the time, never broke or dislocated anything. But I scaled them more than failed them, so...

Yeah, good luck with that.

BTW: I'm still the best tree climber on my old street. Nobody hold's my record for height or speed.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Well, I wasn't as lucky as you. But really this will just become a funny story to tell in the future.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Sorry, it kinda did come off braggy didn't it? Hehe, yeah, didn't mean it that way.

But, please for the sake of the reputation of white people as a race, PLEASE learn your lesson. Do NOT get back up into a tree soon as you're up and walking again. I have seen many a white boy rise and fall like that.

PSA: Don't let that be you. Only YOU can prevent stereotypical white-boy daredevil-ness.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'll be avoiding trees for awhile.

Also, it's not like I did it as a stunt. I was retrieving something from the tree.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Ah, well, it happens to the best of us. If you had lived in OUR old neighborhood and visited THOSE woods, you would have been tempted. I was totally the stunt type.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

That doesn't suprise me at all.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

And why would it? I've always been the explorer type. Loves animals, loves climbin' trees, loves to explore and get into stuff. I was troublesome for SOME of the neighbors, but beloved by mostly everyone else.

I'm friends with the Candy Lady, the owners of mainly all the fruit trees on the street and the folks who know how to fix stuff, so being enemies with the druggies and the gangsters doesn't really matter.

[Zaleramancer]

I'll change my post into something to do with the story soon.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Philote]

Did you forget that you called next post wulf.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Oh, fine, fine.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Half of this thread will be spent in Delirium, and half will be spent in Demens.

Half of the second thread will be spend in Dis, and half in Vas Erebus.

Unless we make things go longer (like one thread per realm), we're gonna have things pretty well planned out. Not so much as which creatures we encounter, but the amount of time we spent here.

[Zaleramancer]

Isn't the last one the plane of no return?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, details, details.

Fine, fine, you're right, that one would be the only one where we don't go. But, still, it should be divvied up somehow.

[Philote]

Or we could go there as some epic finally to the story and we escape.

I don't really know the details of all of your world though

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, no, that's not the escape part. If you don't get out before then, you ain't gettin' out.