Substitute Battle Arena

[jester_of_god]

great, by the way who want's Myself's imagination and intelligence, it's still sitting at the bottom of my spinning trigger toy, I was thinking of just putting it in a rock, but I guess that you guy's would have some better/evil use for it.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'm sure I could find a use for it...

[jester_of_god]

fair enough, you can have the cylinder I'm keeping it in, it's good for one more use, all you have to do is point it at something, pull the trigger, and then imagine the marbles melding together, release it by pulling the trigger again once.

[Myself]

Mwahahaha! WHD's precognition powers allowed me to foresee that and put it in an Elaborate Plan! I made a methods of returning, such as with Ability Imbuing.

I return and in congrats at actually temporarily defeating me, I give Jester a syringe full of a mysterious fluid. Come on, inject it!

[jester_of_god]

Jester reality ripple remember, no precognition abilities or seer abilities can detect me.

[jester_of_god]

now you've put me at a  bit of a crossroads.

On the on e hand you could have infected the syrum with any matter of agent meant to destroy/control/corrupt or weaken me in some way.

ON the other hand it could actually be some sort of boosting agent, which you will probably say it is if I stab you with it.

so their are only two logical conclusions, I can throw it at a squirrel, risking it becoming some sort of horrible monster under your control meant to exterminate me, or I can just give it to one of you....Eh what the heck, I throw it at the squirrel, I can always reverse the effects with reality manipulation or some syringe manifestation. By the way I throw it with a vesper so no poison/power infects me that you could have hidden on the syringe.

[Myself]

Too bad! I was about to offer Reincarnation 1: Genetic and a boost to Jester.

Oh, wait, that serum doesn't go too well in squirrels, so it mutates into a beast with Card Stack Abilities: Jester, Impenetrable Field, Adaptation and Reincarnation 1: Genetic. Now, it's out to kill Jester, all the while developing new abilities. Run, Jester, run!

[jester_of_god]

This isn't the first time I've had to destroy something with cardstack ability Jester. I rip out the squirrels soul and seperate it from it's Jester, I'm assuming it's a prototype of hte ability since you granted it with a syrum instead of through possession. My Jester absorbs it's power and blasts it out of existence, while I stab the squirrel with a syringe manifestation meant to reverse the effects.

before you say anything I bypass the ultimate shield with a bit of spacial manipulation.

[Myself]

Jester stopped it's would-be rampage! Congrats!

[jester_of_god]

I can alwyas bring it back and unleash it on you guy's with a few adjustments if you want

[Myself]

It was only after you; it wouldn't attack us.

I was referring to the amount of property damage it would have done and the amount of innocents who would have died as a result of your fight (if things went wrong).

[jester_of_god]

fair enough, but like I was saying I would have brought it back with a few adjustments, my version in other words.

[Myself]

Ah, yes, that makes sense.

I would have a plan for it though.

[Myself]

I use a new spell (from Personalized Spellbook) to extend my Immutability and Anti Telepathy to my soul, thus covering up a major weakness. I do the same for my allies .

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Remind me again who your allies are. I've lost track of who is on who's side. I don't even know who's side I'm on.

In other news I proceed to test my Guantlet of Power on any near by inanimate objects.

[Myself]

I believe my group consists of (in order of joining):
-Myself (obviously)
-Shadowulf1 (part of the reason the alliance existed in the first place).
-WHD (invited at the same time as Shadowulf1, took slightly longer to accept from memory)
-Bug10000

Former Members:
-Greenday (joined, then left as an NAP)

Others invited:
-Vespert
-Wish

[jester_of_god]

you forgot to put me under invited...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, technically, mostly everybody's been invited at some point and time, except about 1 or 2...

[the knight of neverending dark]

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[jester_of_god]

on a giant island/continent completely inhabited by kystians and golems that's taking up the majority of the atlantic ocean