Substitute Battle Arena

[neogenetica]

Aha but Neo is not a part of the matrix and the wards are still !!! Neo uses power of imagination to acquire all the powers they want and calls on their knitting minion who knits new realities to throw at neos enimies. Neo reverses their enimies genders

[Celadon's Penultimate]

"Baby! Baby! Baby, ohh..."

"Yo yo yo, it's DJ Paulie D on the 1 and 2!"

*"AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Shadowulf howls in unheard-of agony.

"That evil son-of-a-monkey's butt! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!"

Inhales deeply, and lets out a hellacious, bonechilling howl that drowns out the chorus of Justin Biebers, and obliterates the army of Jersey Shore cast members.

"DARN YOU TO THE PITS OF HECK, NEO! I could tolerate torture, and the being petted and being put up for sale in a pet store! Even the minions trying to beat me up! But THIS!!! THIS is INHUMANE! AROOOOOOOOOOO!"

Rips his way through the many terrors that surround him, and finally finds the key out of that dimension...sticking out of Justin Bieber's unecessarily-baggy pants.

"Aww, crap." Shadowulf facepalms.*

[Celadon's Penultimate]

we should move all the other parts of that "Wish List" battle into here.

[neogenetica]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO (says in voice of calypso from pirates of caribian) now you know how twisted I can be.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

*ugh...don't know WHY I added that last part*

[Celadon's Penultimate]

We should repost these in the Substitute Battle Arena in the order they were originally posted.

[neogenetica]

It was snooki, she can make your mind deteriorate.

[neogenetica]

I so need to find more terrible things than snooki and justin biebers pants to put you two into.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

"ARRRHGH! Get me outta here!"

*Shadowulf's quick thinking helps him reach a better solution than involuntarily fondling the young pop superstar. Instead, he quickly grabs Bieber into a painful wedgie, and the key falls out.

He drops Bieber carelessly to the floor, kicks the and holds the key overhead.

"Time to kick some Neo booty..." He snarls, before jumping up into the portal back to Earth.*

[Celadon's Penultimate]

If you do...you'll' regret it...grrrrr

[neogenetica]

Neo turns into a female and uses her newfound charms to make myself obey her.

[neogenetica]

 to

[Celadon's Penultimate]

*"Oh my..."

Shadowulf catches sight of the pretty female Neo.

"Dang, he's pretty..." He chuckles to himself, and then walks up behind Neo, growling low...*

[neogenetica]

Lets see hippie world, dragon ball Z world, lady gaga omni verse, world peace universe, contemplation universe, sumo universe.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You DO know *I* have access to other dimensions, too, right?

[neogenetica]

Neo uses his erm "her" brothers ultra thick universal hair to attack shadowwulf and use it as a shield.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

*"CRAP!" Shadowulf growls, "I always have been taken in by a pretty face." Dodges the hair, grabs it, and tosses Neo's brother out of the way. Then jumps over She-Neo's head, and lands right behind "her". Neo turns around, and the two are face to face, Neo's eyes seeing the pure malice within Shadowulf's gaze...

"All right, Neo...time to make ya pass away and DIE..." Shadowulf raises a shadowy paw, and extends his claws...*

[neogenetica]

Neo threatens to use the ultimate naruto pervy jutsu and dogpile shadowpuppy.

[Myself]

Yeah, that was kinda the plan.

*Accidently destroys neogenetica's fortress using Power of Imagination.* See? THAT is why I don't jumpstart that power much, because every time I hiccup I destroy something.

*A Farslayer sword comes flying at me.* Who threw that? I am lucky I had Safety Net, because it teleported me a meter away! Well, at least it killed a minion of neagenetica's.

Hmmm, why are all of neogenetia's minions being targeted by the malfunctioning powers of Shadowulf1 and I today? Oh well, it's funny.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

*"Hey, wait! Let's not get hasty!"

Neo starts to do the hand gestures for the jutsu, and Shadowulf tackles him, growling menacingly.*